like it's not even there

a specific phrase used to describe a vehicle, usually Tom's ram cummins diesel, that can tow anything, even a mountain, without any sort of stress on the truck

"I was towing my camper last week and brought it up the steepest hill in West Gloucester and it was like it's not even there" said Tom to friend Tyler

by Benjamin Le. October 23, 2005

event horizon

The thing that comes out of the stargate wen it its diales makes a woosh kind of sound.

Teal'c watch out for the event horizon

by gaz January 24, 2004

Event Horizon

The original definition is:
"The gravitational sphere of a black hole within which even light cannot escape"
-Wikipedia

However, recently, a new definition has risen meaning something completely different:
The Event Horizion is the point at which a person is too drunk or stoned to be able to function properly, yet alone remember anything the next day.

Example:

Dude 1: *takes-drag-from-J*
Dude 2: "Oh shit, you don't look so well..."
Dude 1: *falls-off-chair,-blissfully-passes-out*
Dude 2: "Damn that lucky bastard, he just passed the Event Horizon!"

by Fabian G December 23, 2008

what even is

A way to express confusion over a situation or an object... can be followed by the thing that is confusing, or just said by itself, usually with "this" at the end.

Mom: What even is this, Jacob? -points to line of powder on his desk.
or
Madison: What the fuck Alex? You're cheating on me?!?!? What even is this?!?!?

by shadypalmtree April 27, 2016

not even gay

a saying used after seeing something that is obviously gay

A: Hey did you see Jeff wipe the mayonnaise from Bills face?
B: Yeah, thats not even gay

by alonso cordova December 10, 2007

dont even

a phrase which might be stated when someone hints or suggests something that another person finds either incorrect or doesnt want revealed.

male: you know you want to give it to me
female: dont even

by Just Me December 4, 2003

IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING!

Robert Pattinson infamously said this quote while being followed by a fangirl with an umbrella. It was mentioned in set report on a major fansite, but then taken down, because of the vulgarity. Many Twilight fans who are *~true~* fans will randomly quote this, while people who have jumped on the bandwagon or claim to be fans but only have seen the movie will look on in confusion.

Real TwiHard 1: Hey, guess what? IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING!
Real TwiHard 2: OMG! Ha!
Fake Fan: What? I was too busy idolizing Edward because he's perfect. He's not flawed at all and I want to marry him and I can't wait until New Moon to find out what happens next!
TwiHard 1 & 2: ... >.<

by Fan Since 2007 June 30, 2009