emotional blue balls

The feeling of being overwhelmed by virtual love and affection from another person but without a viable outlet to express this love, so you end up feeling sad and alone.

Friend 1: Ugh, i’m getting major emotional blue balls right now from my long-distance girlfriend.

Friend 2: What? Why?
Friend 1: look at this sweet paragraph she just sent.

by haileyray June 21, 2021

stored emotions

emotions that have been built up for a long time and you just fucking go off randomly or have a break down because of it.

did you see what Eva said to josh in the group chat?... I think she has stored emotions

by thebeautyofitall June 17, 2019

emotional epilepsy

When several powerful and sometimes negative emotions appear simultaneously and cause a cognitive meltdown. The person usually acts harshly as a result or sometimes simply shuts down for a time as a result.

He told her she looked nice today but she immediately thought of all the men who had been abusive to her so her emotional epilepsy caused a strange reaction because she spit on him.

by itkillz July 25, 2017

Naturally disaster your emotions

When one completely obliterates another's emotions

Don't even get me started son before i Naturally disaster your emotions

by SWAGAHOLIC + 100 January 11, 2012

Emotional Thesis Journey

to describe ones long, emotionally driven, tedious journey in compiling, researching and writing a PhD thesis over many years.

acronym : ETJ
PhD student : After 10 long years of blood, sweat and tears and 79,872 words later I have come to an end of this emotional thesis journey.

by anonymous July 7, 2021

emotional abortion

An emotional abortion is when you’re at the OBGYN and they shove an ultrasound wand up your kitty meow meow with no lube and it feels heavenly.

Girl 1: how was your OB appointment

Girl 2: OMG.. I got an emotional abortion, it was sooooooo good😩

by _Vagetarian_ March 14, 2025

Emotional Support Animal

When someone in a relationship, continually talks to, or hangs out with someone to get all of the things they are missing in their unfullfilling relationship. This may sometimes lead to sex but instead of adultery, should be considered bestiality.

After a weekend with her bf, she spends the next 5 days with her emotional support animal, to get her self-esteem built back up.

by TaoofCee January 28, 2024