emotional math

when you use numbers to describe the feeling of something rather than rely on logic/actual math

"- my education cost me like a 1/4 of a million dollars"
"- wait. you paid $60K a year?"
"- no, it wasn't actually 1/4 of a million. it just FELT like it. i was using emotional math."

by extreeemelyamerican February 7, 2014

emotional hobo

Someone who needs to be loved, seems desperate but actually isn't.
When they're single they're just uncomfortable and restless.

I think Susan is an emotional hobo, she's always making plays for guys but never puts out.

by a pimp named slickback the 4th February 15, 2014

Emotional Partner

when you have a strong connection with someone, but aren't dating.

my ex and I are best friends. we are emotional partners.

by royalbluenose October 22, 2014

Emotion spasm

Outburst of multiple feelings

When you yell, cry, and scream at the same time, you're having an emotion spasm

by Emotional outburst April 2, 2015

crushing emotional agony

When you're told your Penis is to small

Girl "is it in yet"

Boy *dies from crushing emotional agony*

by :) cat lady April 16, 2015

Emotional Milk

Something that is offered to those who need to harden the fuck up emotionally.

Oh look Jane's crying again, that bitch needs some emotional milk.

by renniehugh November 3, 2015

emotion spamming

Spamming on your keyboard due to excessive excitement, happiness, or sadness. Usually caused by someone's death in a book or tv show, or when it ends.

Girl #1: SOWBKSBDODJQOEBDKJFSKNWODBSKDNSOSNWOAJSINDSJ

Girl #2: Calm down and stop emotion spamming! Explain what happened.

by CrazyFanboy December 15, 2015