emotional abortion

An emotional abortion is when you’re at the OBGYN and they shove an ultrasound wand up your kitty meow meow with no lube and it feels heavenly.

Girl 1: how was your OB appointment

Girl 2: OMG.. I got an emotional abortion, it was sooooooo good😩

by _Vagetarian_ March 14, 2025

Emotional Mulligan

When an emotional season ticket holder pisses you off, you immediately forgive them due to the emotional equity they have built up with you and how important they are to you.

BB: Man, I can't believe you dry snitched on me like that at your White Collar Sleepover 2 weeks ago.

TY: Sorry G, my mad.

BB: Ya, you get an emotional mulligan, we all make mistakes. You have been White Collar Shot Blocking for me for years. Let's go get some shawarma, on me.

by Mike109999 September 23, 2025

emot

Someone who is so out of touch with their body, they aren’t able to tell when they’re about to throw up.

Hey did you hear that emot couldn’t make it to the bathroom.

by King Booker February 2, 2023

emotional dick

what someone uses to fuck you with their heartfelt feelings

“Damn, I’m really lonely, I need someone to give me that emotional dick.”

by futurecatgirl March 26, 2021

Emotional Fuckbasket

When you are overly emotional

I’m sorry I’m being an emotional fuckbasket

by Acarpenter January 7, 2021

Emotional Hiroshima

(n.) When you lovebomb an Asian.

"I can't believe he just dropped an Emotional Hiroshima on her: her entire emotional infrastructure is now a radioactive wasteland!"

by DentheGodKing February 21, 2025

emotional dildo

the person she goes to for emotional validation and support when her significant other is absent, has hurt her feelings, or has ended the relationship.

He keeps cheating on her, and I want to be supportive, but I'm just tired of being her emotional dildo.

by chimpy82 November 6, 2023