Elias

Elias is the best boyfriend ever!

The sweetest guy ever, treat you like a princess, so strong and keep you safe.
He is a very Godly man -

sorry girls, he is mine.

"Who's that handsome guy over there?" - Person 1
"That's Elias!" - Person 2

Elias by hottie1256 October 21, 2023

triage eligable 

A medical term from an ambulance to hospital that lets the emergency room know that the patient is full of it.

Med#1: 45 YOF, complains of paralysis in lower left extremity, patient is "Triage Eligable".
Hospitol Dispatch: What, her foot asleep?
Med#1: 10-04

triage eligable by P0rkCh0p October 5, 2017

owen elias 

Hes a bloody cunt that is incredibly annoying, especially if you sit besides him in maths, and he always either attempts to outsmart you or physically hurt you

Me: Owen What's up
Owen elias: nothing you idiot, btw fo you know the pythagorean theory because I do.
Me:of course I do you silly nonce
Owen elias: ok the fuck you "proceeds to kick my shin"

owen elias by Gabba is the goat April 27, 2022

bbc Elias 

Michael p’s dad

BBC Elias is huge.

bbc Elias by Sucon Mycox May 16, 2023

Pulled An Elias 

Someone who has made a not so simplemistake. Multiple times.

Robert: Hey, have you seen my phone anywhere?
Mike: Dude you’re literally using your phone to text me.
Robert: oh.... right.....
Mike: you just pulled an Elias haven’t you?
Robert: yeah......
Mike: this is the 4th time this week you’ve made this mistake.

Pulled An Elias by Lox10946 May 1, 2020

Elizabeth 

The most perfect hot bitch out there

Elizabeth is soo hot

Elizabeth by Missbby May 20, 2021

Grace Elizabeth 

Grace is a very smart, intelligent, and cool girl. She is very funny, smart, but clumsy at sometimes. If the slightest tap on the foot may cause her to collapse down onto the floor. Even with all that, you are be incredibly to have a Grace in your life. She is also very musical and great at playing musical instruments. Grace will listen to you and help you, but also needs someone to listen to her and help her. She will spend long nights texting you and making you laugh, but at night, her inner crackhead comes out. If you can survive Grace’s most crack headiest moments, than you will be best friend with her. Don’t get in her bad side though, she might hate you (as friends) for a while. Grace is the kind of girl that you want in your life, and you don’t want to lose her.

Random person: Hey who’s that?
Me: That’s just Grace Elizabeth! The coolest kid ever
Random person: woaaaah she’s soooo cool
Me: She’s the coolest, smartest, and yet clumsiest person ever!

Grace Elizabeth by Ra ra Ronzo! Grace is Gonzo May 29, 2019