ting ting my ding ding

Ting ting my ding ding is an innocent way of saying "touch my weenie".

Jarred texted me "ting ting my ding ding", do you think he likes me?

by Uncle Louise January 22, 2017

Dinga

Australian slang for a condom

"Yeah last night I went to the servo before the party and bought a pack of dingas just incase"

by Rig9669 April 28, 2017

ching chong wallah ding dong

This is a phrase many civilians use in order to express their nature and feeling .

Mum said "ching chong wallah ding dong " to her dog, and the dog said "ding dong wallah ching chong"

by AKIB KHAN January 29, 2018

Shama Lama Ding Dong

When you get a blow job while watching a Pokemon episode

I just Shama Lama Ding Donged all over Pikachus face!

by It means testicles July 19, 2015

dingdong

A joint that is down to a quarter of an inch

Dude don't waste the dingdong

by saggy April 4, 2005

Ding

An act of God. If God doesn't like a certain individual on earth, he may "ding" him. The person in question will suddenly find himself flying rapidly through the air, ending with a crunch against a wall, or by marvelling at the enormousness of outer space. Usually accompanied by a flick of the middle finger (as when flicking a marble).

He was an awful man, and had done terrible deeds. God decided that enough was enough, and dinged him.

by Thomas and Sofie May 22, 2007

DingBag

Someone stupid, retarted, not intelligent....BLONDE.....

Brooke Ezell, Jessica Simpson, and Jamie Lynn Spears are all Dingbags

by lauren ashley May 7, 2007