Douchebag Bar Crawl

A douchebag bar crawl (DBC) occurs when you're out with your crew and you attend 3 or more consecutive bars that have a reputation of being frequented by douchebags. A douchebag bar crawl is more often than not a spur-of-the-moment decision brought on by excess booze and questionable choices.

John: We went to THOSE bars last night? It's a bit hazy for me but are you serious?

Steve: I know man, I can't believe we pulled off a douchebag bar crawl last night. What the fuck are we even doing with our lives?

by the_drumniac April 8, 2017

Douche llama

Another name which can be used to describe the general psychological state of the masses (also known as sheeple, sleep walkers, the herd, etc. ). Douche llamas wander aimlessly through life without much thought or concern in regards to how they are spending that life. They are not able to think for themselves, are generally quite boring and uninteresting to socialize with, but at the very least, douche llamas CAN be good for a hump or two... Sometimes even 3...but a 3 hump douche llama is as hard to find as a 4 leaf clover, so are few and far between.

Llamas dont have humps... Thats a camel. What a douche llama!! Wonder what a llama toe looks like?

by Seanonamous October 23, 2017

Douche-cruiser

Class of vehicle. Typically lowered, with loud speakers and rims. Generally under the command of a young adolescent male driver who has yet to discover how douchetastic he is, but sometimes manned by the older male who is fully aware of his douchetasticness.

"check out that douche-cruiser!" Or " hey man wanna borrow my car?, That ol' douche-cruiser? No thanks I'll walk."

by Clumpydumper September 24, 2018

DoucheBag Humor

When someone says something and its thrown back in their face or realize they messed up and cover it up by saying "It was a joke man" or "I'm just kidding bro". They proceed to yell calm down and make you look like the bad person in the conversation. These people can be defined as Douchebags for their crappy humor

Guy 1: No offense, but you sound like a faggot, Just kidding *laughs*

Guy 2: Why do you think that's funny? My voice is just like this, you dick

Guy 1: Dude I was just kidding man, calm down

Guy 2: Nice Douchebag humor Jimmy

by AugustineYeetus April 9, 2019

Douche Puff

Shot out white boy who works at hire quest with a raging bandanna addiction. Also responds to Chocolate chip cookie or Jaquanda

Yo dat nigga be a str8 douche puff yo!

by OG Bobby Hill November 15, 2019

dish douche

One who never washes the dishes, even though he or she always offers to wash the dishes. A dish douche will mysteriously disappear as soon as dinner is eaten, and return to the kitchen once the last saucer has been dried and put away.

Pete hasn't scrubbed a single plate in his life. If you added up all the unwashed dishes in this dish douche's life, you could cast a shadow over Manhattan.

by shootandrun October 11, 2009

bro-douche

When a Bro, usually covered in tattoos with tight shirt, dickies shorts, and sometimes trucker hat, is labeled by actions or appearance as a douche. Can also be spotted by habit of drinking bud light or miller 64, and sometimes other lime infused girly beers.

anna looks dead, cindy looks like she drank 15 red bulls, and i just look like a bro-douche

by JoeyB1388 January 15, 2011