Meanwhile in Call of Duty, true gamers laugh about Battlefield's primitive physics engine. Arma was an attempt by a failing Czech developer to make Call of Duty 'more realistic'. However due to the fact that Call of Duty was already as realistic as a video game can possibly be, they panicked. They made a shameless rip-off and slapped 'military simulator' on the front. True gamers are smart enough to know this, hence why Arma averages 67 on Metacritic, whereas Call of Duty averages 98-100. Call of Duty players laugh down at players of every other game, knowing they are Call of Duty rip-offs. Call of Duty is the most realistic video game with the most advanced engine. The world's leading video game scientists have confirmed this, so it isn't as much 'thinking' as it is 'knowing'. And Call of Duty can't possibly RIP those games off. Call of Duty was the first video game, so there wasn't anything for it to rip off.
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A lot of guys want to "do it" just with their hoo-haws, so whenever there is an offer to perform cunnilingus as "payment" for said "ultimate favor", perhaps the gal should always half-expect a derelicktion of duty to occur!
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Hym "Nah, I am not doing any duties until I get the credit I deserve and my fucking grievance is remediated and I CAN PROVE you are not protecting your kids by doing this and I can do it today. So, fuck your kids. You're delusional about being the fucking duty-man. The threat to you kids isn't greater than the threat this poses to me and their lives aren't more important than mine."
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