derelicktion of duty

Failure to perform tongue-action between a woman's legs after agreeing to do so as part of a contract.
A lot of guys want to "do it" just with their hoo-haws, so whenever there is an offer to perform cunnilingus as "payment" for said "ultimate favor", perhaps the gal should always half-expect a derelicktion of duty to occur!
by QuacksO December 02, 2024
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Call of Duty Syndrome

a. A symptom that usually plagues males between the ages of 10 and 30 causing them to be unable to disassociate the game "Call of Duty" from reality. The game "Call of Duty when chronically played can cause a disorder of the mental process including a state of confusion, personality changes and impaired reasoning.

b. Those who play "Call of Duty" in a persistent and recurring way tend to start believing that they are part of a military organization, With their mental state in disarray they tend to believe what they do in game is all real and that they have actually done the feats that their avatar or character in game has accomplished.
Example a. Excerpt taken from real person suffering from Call of Duty Syndrome who threatened a YouTube personality

a. "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the 👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 👎Baaddd ShIT👎👎👎 👎, and I have over 300 confirmed (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ)👌👀. I am trained in 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 warfare and I’m the top shiter in the entire US armed mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌."

Example b. Person(s) talking about suffering perosn(s)

b. "Tim lost it, he is always on the look out for IED's and told me that he has over 300 confirmed kills with an RPG, yet he has never been in the military... I think Tim is suffering from Call of Duty Syndrome or COD Syndrome."
by Braotis March 17, 2016
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One of the only good COD games alongside Black Ops 1, 2, and 3, and Modern Warfare 2.
Let's go play some Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare on the Xbox!
by Maya Butreeks March 22, 2021
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Call of duty Voice chat

Only turn this on if you want your headset to explode with racial slurs. The only way to turn it off is to say them back, trust :)
Call of duty voice chat:

"hah, killed you"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID NI-"
by Hood essentials March 06, 2024
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online call of duty

gaemer1: lets play online call of duty

gmer2: sure
some minutes later
gamer1: i feel like ive gotten radiated thirty times
gamerr2: same
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 10, 2022
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Jasonafex duty

A term coined by e621 moderators.

Jasonafex is a nsfw furry artist who has many controversies surrounding him, including racism, sexism, transphobia and grooming his current partner Kabier.

Due to weird inflexions of e621 rules, anyone complaining under Jasonafex's posts (beyond "this person is problematic") will get warnings from the moderators, usually specific moderators who seem to patrol these particular posts. Does not specifically have to apply to Jason, just problematic artists with good art that have very controversial comment sections.
E621 mod: Don't worry, we'll put someone else on Jasonafex duty next.
I've already filled my quota for the month.
by ihvftyh September 30, 2023
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Door Duty

1. Something or someone that controls what enters or exits
2. An anus or vagina
3. A person using a prophylactic
Chris: I had great sex last night
Joe: Cool!
Chris: Don't worry, I had a condom on door duty
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020
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