Italian Dressing

When an Italian man ejaculates onto your salad

I totally tried Joeys Italian dressing on my salad

by ChaoticZebra September 3, 2016

dong dress

A dress with big dongs on it

Man: Want a dong dress?
Woman: Is that your dick on a dress?
Man: Uhhh

by MOO IM A CAT! July 21, 2016

tyler doese

a jerk

why are you crying? oh just tyler doese

by jhbdiuvwdhivbwdihcbisahcv January 4, 2017

Neil Does a Backflip

Best upcoming musical. Neil, being the god he is, masters the art of the Backflip learning it from a Buddhist monk. But it all turned for the worst when he had forgotten how to do one during the musical, The Little Mermaid. With help from Mr. Bennett, he learns once again. But he has to be careful of his foil, Chuck Cranston, who had mastered the art of the front flip.

Neil Does a Backflip gave me life.

by Dake Javis March 20, 2018

Ram dressed as lamb

A man who dresses younger than they should, the male equivalent of mutton dressed as lamb

Look what he's wearing, talk about ram dressed as lamb

by Chrissie G April 21, 2019

kitten does things

the freaking best youtuber ever that will never cuss.

fredrick: whos kitten does things?
beaky: ONLY THE BEST YOUTUBER EVVVVER

by kittindoesthings January 11, 2020

Upper-Dressing

Dressing for a good appearance, but only from the waist up.

Anthea was upper-dressing preparing herself for an international video conference, wearing a smart business top and pyjama bottoms.

Mark modelled his fabulous new sunglasses for the cover of a well known fashion magazine. He was only wearing a red thong on the rest of his body, clearly upper-dressing.

The news reader for was upper dressing with an exceptionally smart jacket, pristine white shirt, black tie, and absolutely nothing else apart from a pair of flip flops.

by Sonny Saint April 22, 2020