Fucked Over Retard Drivers

ford driver that cant drive

"out of the way, you Fucked Over Retard Drivers! I HAVE RIGHT OF WAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"

by 1957 dude May 25, 2008

Driveshafted

A term best used to describe a position for anyone who works in the automotive field. This usually refers to getting screwed over by every single person that the individual comes in contact with, usually insurance companies, customers, manufacturers, bosses, owners, bums, credit criminals, scumbags, dirtbags, hosebags, and all around bags. The professional auto tech usually requires an average of 12 beers just to calm down after a long day of getting long dicked, his boss is probably dead from suicide, and his co workers are usualy miserable because they too have been ass fucked so hard that a dinner plate can easily be inserted into the anus without actually touching the sphincter. Most of these unfortunate individuals are well on their way to the insane asylum, so have some pity on them. Remember when you go to your local auto dealer to get your fucking rat fixed, you are probably the asshole that caused all this misery, so lighten up on the poor bastards. One day, one of them may go off the deep end and just fuckin' pop you one in the cocksucker.

Goddammit!!! Johnny just spent all day workin' on that piece of crap and didn't even make enough money to pay for his lunch. He got driveshafted!!

by prince of penetration December 29, 2007

Drive By Youtube

The act in which an instant messenger "friend" will IM another only once a month (or longer in between) with a link to a Youtube video that is generally not as funny as the sender thinks, subsequent to which, he or she will disappear and ignore the other's response.

Shari never talks to me, but every six weeks or so, she'll "Drive By Youtube" me with some unfunny crap about a baby singing or playing guitar. Then I try to respond and she's a ghost.

by DB Verizon February 15, 2008

driveway puddle shallow

Someone who is so shallow that they are practically on top of the water

She is the exact example of someoen who is driveway puddle shallow, she will only go out with someone with a job, has a lot of money, 6' 4 educated etc...

by drivewaypuddleshallow July 30, 2011

teenage driver syndrome

TDS is a condition in which younger drivers, particularly teenagers, begin driving like maniacs when there's absolutely no reason to do so. People with TDS don't usually realize their condition and thus blame it on the drivers who are forced to share the road with them.

Guy 1: That fucker cut me off!

Guy2: But you had the red light.

Guy 1: It doesn't matter! I was going to go and he cut me off!

Guy 2: Just let it go, man. It's not like we're in a hurry or anything.

Guy 1: I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!

Guy 2: Slow down! You've got a really bad case of TDS today.

Guy 1: TDS?

Guy 2: Teenage Driver Syndrome

by the dirty liberal November 29, 2009

nice driveway

A corruption of the Polish toast na zdrowie, used in jest as a toast when very drunk.

After tripping and falling down in the bar, John stood up, grabbed a bottle of beer off of a stranger's table held it up and said "Nice Driveway" before taking a swig.

by aaronk56 January 23, 2014

Self Driven

Self motivated. Motivated or driven by yourself.

You are a self driven person, therefore you won't need anyone else to motivate you to do your job!

by My my Austin May 8, 2018