corporate douche

The president of a company who has lousy, bottom-of-the-barrel customer service and even shittier TV commercials is known as a corporate douche.
The corporate version of an asshaberdasher.

The head of Wall*Mart is such a huge corporate douche for having commercials made using that swollen and distended urine-yellow smiley dressed up in a Zorro costume floating around, breaking shit, and hacking at store price flares with this big-ass knife!

by Telephony August 12, 2016

Douche-Kazoo

A vaping device, when used in inappropriate surroundings.

I generally don't mind if people vape, but really? This is a congressional hearing. Put the Douche-Kazoo away, dumbass.

by themacbear September 20, 2016

douche dongro

The name for a fatass, wideload dickface weeniehead who fashions hisself as a god.

douche dongro superintends with no example and by fear and utter nonesense.

by fartmeister69 March 18, 2011

dish douche

One who never washes the dishes, even though he or she always offers to wash the dishes. A dish douche will mysteriously disappear as soon as dinner is eaten, and return to the kitchen once the last saucer has been dried and put away.

Pete hasn't scrubbed a single plate in his life. If you added up all the unwashed dishes in this dish douche's life, you could cast a shadow over Manhattan.

by shootandrun October 11, 2009

douche wallet

A person inflicted with extreme douchebaggery

That dude is such a complete douche. God, what a douche wallet

by dbaggery26 January 15, 2009

douch flute

A vape or e cigarettes

I see your smoking your douch flute.

by HeidiJean August 24, 2017

Douching hour

The time of night when a low key bar turns into a club and all the douche bags arrive.

I'll go to happy hour at that bar, but we have to leave before the douching hour.

by Shellogg October 24, 2017