Douche Bucket 

The literal term for someone who is so incredibly full of shit that a single douche nor even a double douche will not do the job. Only a bucket-o-douche will suffice. If you do not know a douche bucket.....then you ARE the douche bucket. Too bad sucka!

Damnit Jeff, shut the fuck up! You are such a fucking douche bucket.

Douche Bucket by Chef Ba-dank-a-dank October 30, 2009

Douche beard 

A bushy, shitty-looking beard that is worn by weak men to make themselves look bigger.

Dude bro, your douche beard is coming in! You should probably get some plaid shirts or a tattoo of a blue whale or something before enrolling in culinary school!

Douche beard by jbirneycrum May 22, 2015

Douche Lemming 

Someone who acts as a 'sheep' and only partakes in social gatherings or activities if everyone else or specific people also partake in the event. A conformist.

He's not coming, he's being a total Douche Lemming

Douche Lemming by Nearchow October 15, 2010

Douche Baggot 

A mix of a douche bag and a faggot.

You are a douche baggot if you don't click thumbs up!

Douche Baggot by bighillbilly March 2, 2009

douche barrel 

An extra-large douchebag; someone who is being more of a dick or a jerk than a regular-size douchebag, but is just barely below the level of being a stupid fucker.

Hey, turns out that kid from Illinois stopped taking his meds because he believed that douche barrel Tom Cruise about evil psychiatrists controlling the world through medication. Thanks, Tom!

douche barrel by Greenbag February 17, 2008

douche convention 

The mythical place where guys go to learn how to be douche bags and share tactics of douchebaggery.

"Hey that d-bag kid Austin isn't here today."
"He's probably at a douche convention"

douche convention by Pat Owen December 9, 2008

douche wallet

A person inflicted with extreme douchebaggery

That dude is such a complete douche. God, what a douche wallet

douche wallet by dbaggery26 January 15, 2009