discord moderator

a fatass that bans people who post memes in general

discord moderator: you are banned for breaking rule 4 that is posting memes in general
me: wtf. you can't ban me fatass

by nylonthingy January 8, 2022

Discord

A chat app full of weebs, racists, gays, pedophiles, and more. Imagine the U.S but in a chat app.

Neckbeard: I'm gonna groom some children on discord.
His bodypillow: UwU Oni-Chan~

by packtober April 14, 2022

discord mod

a no life pedo who has an OCD in abusing his powers

Day in the life of a discord mod

5am: get dressed
6am: open discord
10am: go outside
10:01am: review suggestions
3pm: breakfast
5pm: exercise
5:01pm: check on the server
4:55am: bed

meanwhile:

boy and e-girl: *joins*
mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds*
mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role*
mod: be gf or ban
gf: ok
mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old?

person: *posts memes in general*
mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo)

22 years later

Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069)
Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420

How to get into a Discord Mod's Account

You can't.

by Empress Kristi April 29, 2022

Discordian

You spend money on discord nitro for your kitten, you do nothing but spend your days on discord, you have e-sex with your discord kittens, welcome to the discordian life, my friend.

Friend-“Discord sucks, only fatass losers go on that shit”

Me (who is a part of that Discordian life)- *grabs gun*

by Got2BCoolest May 29, 2022

Discord packing

Discord packing is known to roast people like obliterate destroy make them WWII Hiroshima!!!

Discord packing is too insult one of another
" Ex You shower with an brick dumbass!"

Alex: Your in that discord packing call?
Jayden: Yeah they be flaming blazing their asses!

by Soy Man May 31, 2022

Discord Fighter

A fighting game with a concurrent player base so small that the in-game matchmaking system is unable to find a match even after 5-15 minutes of waiting. Hardcore fans of the game would then use Discord to find matches as a last ditch effort to keep the game alive.

"Why can't I find a match on Nick Brawl? Is online dead?"

"Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl is not a dead game, it's a Discord Fighter. Just find matches on the official NASB Discord!"

"Discord Fighters are dead games lol, go save your $50 and play Multiversus instead."

by T64 August 1, 2022

Discord Kitten

A supposed female user, (although most likely a 50 year old man), of the social platform Discord. Often known to say Uwu, these kittens are predominantly aquainted with notorious discord user Kirro, otherwise known as Callum Gee.

Hey! Did you see that Kirro has a new discord kitten? Odds on hes a fat bloke?

by Discord Gamer August 18, 2022