Dope dick

This is an alternative for the out-dated phrase "awesome sauce".

Guy 1: Hey man did get pick up some milk?

Guy 2: Yeah I got some low-fat milk.

Guy 1: Dope Dick

by Ben Dover Formi September 24, 2018

Dolphin Dick

When you already have fish dick and have sex with someone after that. A really smelly dick. Easier to obtain if uncircumcised.

Friend #1: Man, I can't wait to get home from Coachella and shower. Fucking that hippie chick on Friday night gave me fish dick and then fucking the raver girl Sunday turned it into Dolphin dick.
Friend #2: Just be happy she didn't let you stick it in her butt, then you'd have Orca dick.

Ex: 2
Friend #1: What have you been doing in here, it smells like Dolphin Dick?
Friend #2: Oh my bad I just boned smelly Shelly 15 minutes before you came over.

by GucciMan March 17, 2012

Honkey Donkey Dick

Huge caucasian dick (John Holmes)

John Holmes had a honkey donkey dick!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

donkey dick

A major disappointment, such as a bad ending to a movie or book.

"Man, that movie sucked Donkey Dick."

"The ending of the book sucked major Donkey Dick."

by E. D. July 12, 2008

Back Door Dick Taker

1) n. A male who like large penises rammed in his rectum.
2) n. Any person who prefers anal sex

Did you see Jacob the back door dick taker get fucked in the ass last night?!

by Evan Wheeler September 15, 2008

double-dick

1. double-dick, n.1 — a precarious situation; to be very involved at the busiest or most active stage of a situation or activity

2.double-dick, n2—bullshit, rubbish, nonsense. Sense the possiblity of a double-dick is damn near impossible.

3. double-dick, n.3 — 21st century dance originating in the south

4. double-dick, n.4 - a sex toy (see feeldoe)

1. I can’t talk right now, works got me caught up in a double-dick.

1a. When he’s in the middle of a double-dick, he don’t always have time to think things through.

2.He gave me some double-dick about why he couldn’t make it to the meeting.

2a. If that ain’t some double-dick, I don’t know what is.

by Sexualintellectuals(profbday) August 11, 2008

donkey dick

A metal piece used to hold the frame of scaffolding together, often used in construction.

Looks like we won't be able to put the siding on the 6th floor today, we're out of donkey dicks

by stubbs1952 July 5, 2006