cook the dice

To get ready to cheat in a game or a relationship. Based on the fact that cooking a certain side of a dice always makes it land on that side.

He hasn’t cheated yet, but seeing hold hands with her makes it look like they cook the dice and I don’t like it.

by Joujoubox June 8, 2018

jerking the dice

When someone is hesitating to roll a dice at a tense part of a game in fear that they roll a low number, so they just keep bouncing the dice around in their hand, making it look like they are giving an invisible handjob.

"C'mon man, just roll it! Stop jerking the dice!"

by Saqvobase March 3, 2019

Roll the dice

The act of dragging your scrotum across someone’s bald head.

Hey bro I’m about to go roll the dice on that state troopers head.

by UndeadProdigy June 17, 2019

Shakin the dice

Male Masterbation

Why you takin so long in the shower what were you doin shakin the dice?

by intheknow337 July 8, 2020

New York Slice & Dice

The process in which a person murders a rival by slicing his or her (or their, lets be politically correct, here) throat with an incredibly stale and sharpened slice of New York pizza.

"Holy cow man! What happened to Tony?" "It looks like the old New York Slice & Dice..."

by The Real Fart Monger April 6, 2022

spice with the dice

To indulge in smoking reefer while sippin on a cocktail with 2 block ice cubes.

After a long day, it's refreshing to enjoy the spice with the dice while laying by the pool.

by Savidgelife July 11, 2023

the dots off his dice

To shoot the dots off his dice or her/their/x dice: A phrase to describe a crazy relative in a dialogue by Rita Mae Brown.

'Somebody shot the dots off his dice.' ~ Kevin Levin, Ben 10 Ultimate Alien

by StEvUgnIn December 30, 2023