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Crazy Diamond 

A legendary figure, typically British, who contributed greatly to culture, science, or the advancement of man in any way.
Even despite some considerable and inherent flaw that held them back in life.
Guy 1: "Syd Barrett was the original Crazy Diamond"
Guy 2: "Yeah? Stephen Hawking was a Crazy Diamond too"
Guy 1: "Shine on you Crazy Diamonds"
Crazy Diamond by StrayanDoc September 18, 2020

Too Easy For Diamond Dave 

Another way of saying "GG EZ", but that was outdated by Diamond Dave.
/all Just "too easy for Diamond Dave" or "2 EZ 4 DD"

Blood Diamond 

Blood Diamond refers to overweight (thick) white chicks that date black men exclusively.
Dang, homeboy is rolling with a beautiful blood diamond. She's thick as hell.

Dustin Diamond 

A sexual act performed by shaving the female specimans hair off then proceeding to jaz'm (see definition) onto her freshly shaved scalp, coating the entire skull. Next, you squat a spot over top of her gleaming dome and proceed to shave your rancid pubic hair onto her head, sprinkling in such a fashion that is resembles a Dustin Diamond aka. Screech's hairstyle.
"Dude, Rolo Tony's girlfriend actually asked me to give her a Dustin Diamond. I couldn't refuse."
Dustin Diamond by Shawn Sager August 12, 2008

Ghetto Diamond 

A broken diamond held together by duct tape; commonly used as a drinking vessel for grape soda
"Yo have you seen my ghetto diamond. I'm firsty."
Ghetto Diamond by Dr. Fartbrain December 30, 2011

The Diamond 

Sex move involving five guys and one whore. The whore strokes two cocks with her right and left hand, sucks a cock, and gets penetrated in the ass and her vagina by the remaining two cocks. When you draw a line and connect the cocks, it forms a diamond-like shape.
Elvira attempted the diamond the other day; the aftermath was grim.
The Diamond by SnakeBiter October 26, 2009