stay of defecation

The gastrointestinal equivalent of a stay of execution. An urgent need to defecate is temporarily relieved by passing a small amount of gas, or possibly a sale on shoes.

I thought I was going to shit my pants before we got to that rest station, luckily I was able to let a few SBD's out and got a stay of defecation.

by GEGuru March 8, 2011

Premarital Vaginal Defecation

The act of shitting into woman's vagina before marriage.

Chad could not have sex with his girlfriend before marriage because she is a religious Mormon, so he decided to shit in her vagina. She did not like premarital vaginal defecation.

by poopmuncher42069666 April 15, 2018

P.L.D (Pussy Lip Definition)

The prominent definition of Pussy Lips as they are displayed through tight clothing including Spandex. As seen in countless Miley Cyrus videos, and any "twerk" video with scantly clad women.

PLDP.L.D (Pussy Lip Definition)bootytwerkleggingsspandex

by Archabald McPussy Pants August 18, 2013

Definition of perfection

Gabby

“Do you know gabby? Ya she’s the literal definition of perfection.”

by Jrjdudb recurve November 2, 2019

definition whore

1. a person whose only obsession in life is to make up fake definitions.

2. something pertaining to a false definition, whose only purpose is to make stupid people seem smarter

person one: Oh! I just made up the coolest word.
Person 2: umm... ookay?
person 1: yeah. it's actually a real word though because its on the internet dictionary.
Person 2: YOU SKANKY DEFINITION WHORE!!

by bugged December 4, 2007

The Longest Definition On Urbandictionary

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This is the longest definition on Urbandictionary. Even longer than the second longest. (Duh...) Since M is a tied with W for the biggest character on most fonts, this is the longest definition possible.

by Literally Anyone January 1, 2017

nigger..the real definitions..

1.negro-A successful black person;rich black person.

2.nigger-Average black person;black person who is not associated with gangs but may have friends that are in gangs; a black person pretending to be in a gang or a thug

3.nigga-black person who is in a gang or crew; slang term used by black people to signify that someone is his friend; sometimes just said for the fuck of it.

1. damn that negro is rich
2. look at that nigger thinking hes all cool and shit.
3. Don't fuck with them niggas, there packing heat
4. aww shit!!..wuts up my nigga!!!

by Mushroom Tool November 6, 2006