diego

he is a meany who works at KFC and he eats alot

shut up diego

by yo a bitch September 2, 2020

diego

someone who's girlfriend is toxic but diego won't break up with her

diego your girlfriend is such an ass
break up with her diego jc

by mynamejefffunnymemelol September 23, 2020

San Diegoed

When a woman is having sex with a man and she tells him to keep going, but he interprets that to mean that she wants him to ejaculate inside her.

Shelly was having sex with James when he San Diegoed her.

by Cannavaro April 28, 2011

Diego

Diego is the only one with a bigger dick than Max.
He has the biggest schlong ever

Has Max the biggest dick?
No Diego has a bigger one

by Max'smom June 7, 2021

Diego

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Diego means im having a creamy dick

by ñejeje January 16, 2022

Pulling up a Diego

"when you do an Irish goodbye but you go get laid"

Whenever or wherever you abruptly leave without telling anyone and go get LAID
Whenever or wherever you abruptly leave a party without telling anyone and go get LAID
Whenever or wherever you abruptly leave any circumstance without telling anyone and go sit of that FAT Tool

I'm puling up a Diego rn.
pulling up a Diego was something I never knew I would do but it happened.

pulling up a Diego was the last thing on my mind but I seriously needed it.
Pulling up a Diego was crazy , I seriously don't regret it at all.
I was at this party last night and pulled up a Diego.
I saw my ex last night, so pulled up a Diego.
I was at the rave rolling balls and " he " messaged me , I pulled a Diego " just like that".
" just like that" I was bored at home and I pulled up a Diego for no reason.
I had to pull up a Diego when I was with some friends, drinking and smoking some good pot. My friend hand me bag, I felt extremely horny and I texted my favorite person.
He won't stop texting me and I had pulled up a Diego.

while I was dancing at the club and he texted randomly texted saying "he wanted it so badly" had to pulled up a Diego.

by lukenasty69 May 5, 2022

San Diego Vaccum

Giving someone who is defecating on the toilet a blowjob as they tak e a dump. The first as a way to insure a clean hammer. Others claim it originated in the UK as a way to reduce smagmaq

When a guy l is taking the browns to th e Superbowl he calls his old lady over and demands a blowjob. He makes sure to drop a load as he's receiving a San Diego Vaccumoiïm. You cab also hire a Mexican from Behind home Depot, however quality can be lacking and not up to California code.

by notskittles May 27, 2014