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Caleb

They type of guy who is bad and dont care what anyone says and he smokes and has sex every ever girl he can find. He always blackmails people to try and get his way, he always gets his way. His momma and step dad dont give a fuck about him or his brother. He needs to understand he isnt always going to get his way and i cant wait til u go to jail because u on ur 2nd strike with the cops... Literally cant wait.
Dont be a mini caleb kids
by Ur mother fucking ... January 21, 2018
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Caleb

A anorexic twig that likes to think he's cool because he hangs out with other emo twigs, he's your best friend, (when you ejaculate in his girl) and your enemie when he says no.... He has a 1 inch destroyer and he'll gladly prove it @caleb_kerswill on Instagram, he'll eat your ass and then he'll eat is own ass using yours for leverage..... He has nothing for a dick but you better believe, when he rolls up in his purple hoodie, you got hell to pay...
Girl: Caleb you have a little dick....
Caleb: Bet
Girl: Ok whip it out big boy
Caleb: *takes an hour to get hard*
Girl: Your hard? Finally....
Caleb: *Whips out wang*
Girl: THATS IT?!?!?! LMFAO
by Caleb Kerswill March 23, 2019
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celebite

The word celebite means a person who promises to GOD, "no sex".
For exmaple some who kills someone and then he makes a promise to "no sex" then for then he "no sex".
by Markesha February 4, 2005
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celebate

Act of celebrating by masterbating!
I celebated after finals on Wednesday!
by Captain Spence123 January 5, 2008
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Caleb

A term used in at least 2 T.V. series now that describes a person going home early or chickening out when the real party is getting started.
DON'T BE SUCH A CALEB!
by CreepyCole May 24, 2011
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caleb

to chop off your dick after sex because you feel unclean
Dude: I caleb-ed my dick last night
by wooooooooooooooodejszhlf January 10, 2013
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The JP celebration.

Scoring a quality goal on fifa and then deciding the only way to celebrate is to mash any button on the controller and sing the song 'Make way for Noddy' until the replay is shown.
I was watching my brother on Fifa last night, he went crazy when he got a scored, he did The JP celebration.
by Geoff Stelling October 31, 2010
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