Cricket

A sport superior to all others in which Om and Faaris dominate because Indians and Pakistanis are gods. England think they are good but seriously...

Go FUCK URSELF

Person 1: We're playing Cricket
Person 2: Lucky that sport is far superior than all others
Person 1: I just got to be careful with all the Indians and Pakistanis

Person 2: Yeah they're GODS

by MaNameDefinetleyNotJeff July 21, 2019

Cricket

An individual with a substance addiction, which is supported through the sale of stolen merchandise. A "cricket" is characteristically active at night, marketing stolen items to contacts quickly by selling goods at a discounted rate. They are likely to be housing and dropping off merchandise via a 1998-2011 Ford Crown Victoria. If a regular customer, it is not uncommon for a cricket to take requests for future transactions.

I met up with my cricket, but when I bought what I asked for, he tried to sell me a vacuum cleaner and a speaker.

by T. Sherman January 16, 2024

cricket face

Someone with big beady eyes who's jokes are unoriginal and boring

This dude got cricket face!

by Big tits 203 May 12, 2016

Crickets

The deafening silence emanating from Snoop and Mojo upon realization that the emphasis of results during low impact events is a poor indication of the outcomes when the stakes are high.

It was observed that the sound of crickets could be heard from sources in Roblin and even as far west as Calgary

by DayvN May 24, 2021

Chimney Crickets

Little tiny Black Coats disguised as crickets in your chimney, layin bugs everywhere.

“I gotta get out of here, Chimney Crickets I’m surrounded!”

by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024

Street Cricket

A person who lives in an urban area who does things just to draw attention.

Raquim: Yo, did u hear that Raul shot up 6th street?
Jamaal: Yeah, Raul is such a street cricket.

by Iwasick October 7, 2013

Crotch Crickets

When a woman rubs her legs together in close proximity to someone she is attracted to, to hint that she is aroused. (Like a cricket does to attract a mate)

Look at that girl rubbing her legs together. She has the crotch crickets for sure.

by 0hotm0mma0 November 10, 2022