Herbert The Cow

Born on April 19, 2008 in San Diego California. Herbert the cow is a traveling chick-fila cow that spends all his time with his best friends Jessica and Chris. Herbert is slowly becoming an internet hit on his facebook page. Herber has magical teleportation skills and has been known to teleport from cars to dressers.

Trips:
Herbert has gone on many advantures, pictures from which can be found on his facebook page. Adventures include,

Many trips to the beach( being from southern california of course)

Knots Berry Farm

and Indiana ( learning it is very cold there he has discovered why a california cow is a happy cow)

Omg did you hear? Herbert The Cow is coming to visit!

by Friends of the cow March 01, 2009

Cow Moolestor

One who partakes in the molestation of cows.

Billy is considered a Cow Moolestor because of the way he forcefully received his milk

by Jake from State Farm123457 June 27, 2013

Clean the cow

Wash a larger then average lady.

I have to go home and clean the cow!

by The Noun Assassinator July 13, 2010

Cylinder Cow

noun; The animal which is most commonly used to be made into canned meats. Due to its cylindrical shape, it is the ideal choice for many large industries. It can also be found in pet food.

Many people don't know it, but the cylinder cow is the most popular animal found on farms, because of its unique shape.

by LolPhayul May 05, 2011

Spotted Cows

a low level beastie that lurks in the plains of the Badlands. They look very similar to what many expect a leopord, or even a buzzard (see flying cows). But make no mistake. They are cows. And they will follow you.

GuildWuntvor: These spotted cows look a lot like leopards.
GuildWuntvor: And these flying cows, they look alot like buzzards..
GuildAtilathehun: lol
GuildWuntvor: cows follow me ....

by Aeirion, the Draenei pally February 28, 2009

shirt cows

A woman's boobs. Her titties. Her lady bumps. Deposits of fat and tissue on a woman's chest. Sometimes abnormally fat men have shirt cows.

Hoo baby I love them shirt cows!

"By the looks of those shirt cows I'll never go hungry!"
-Stewie, from Family Guy

Holy shitnuts, that guy as some major shirt cows!

by ennervate April 10, 2004

Cows Blood

A mixed alchoholic drink known for it's viciousness. Typical ingredients are Makers Mark Whiskey, Three Olive Cherry Vodka, Grenadine, and actual cows blood.

I had so much Cows Blood the other night I tried to climb out my car window while it was moving.

by Steavis July 31, 2006