Covid-19

Covid-19 is legally not allowed to touch people under the age of 18 so if ur under 18 sue Covid-19

Judge: Covid-19 do plead guilty or not guilty?
Covid-19: Guilty
Me: Fuck yes u perv never touch a person under 18 again bitch

by Echo the furry May 28, 2020

covid queen

Someone who spreads Coronavirus without any regard for anyone else.

Donald Trump is holding mass rallies without masks in hotspots. He's such a Covid Queen.

by Gjg11LV October 13, 2020

COVID-76

A person who is unfortunate as hell to get the Coronavirus 3 times.

Liam: Hey did you hear Brittany has COVID-76?
Aidan: Yeah. Coronavirus must have a crush on her!
*Laughs ass off*

by Not a legend 27 April 25, 2020

covid-19

A flase flag created in conjunction between global militaries and governments as a form of global mass sterilization.

Make sure to avoid touching your face you might catch covid-19......

by ricksanchezc137 July 12, 2020

Covid-♾

When the population size of the coronaviruses in the solar galaxy or universe is assumed to be equivalent to the size of the infinite set of natural numbers, although some alt-right mathematicians suspect it could be closer to the larger set of real numbers.

While virologists and politicians are preoccupied with the number of corona infections and deaths worldwide, mathematicians and philosophers are engrossed with Covid-♾ rather than Covid-19.

by Covido November 24, 2020

Covid-🇭🇰

When Hong Kong is politically being taken advantage of by China during the pandemic crisis, as the Chinese Communists passed a “security law” to weaken its Western-style political system following months-long pro-democracy protests that had plagued the city.

With the recent arrest of pro-democracy lawmakers in the midst of the Covid-🇭🇰 crisis, Hong Kong’s “One Country, Two Systems” governance model suffered a political stroke before deteriorating into a coma.

by Covido April 10, 2021

COVID-19

A virus primarily tasked with giving the Earth a breath of clean air for a couple of months.

News Reporter : For the first time since centuries ago, the skies of Earth are clean all thanks to COVID-19.

by SecretIdentity_ April 12, 2020