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Covfefe’s Law

A proof posted online that: As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Trump approaches 1. So far it has not been unproven.
When will articles about kittens stop hitting Covfefe’s Law!
by LaVarTrump July 19, 2017
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Covfefe Day

A holiday (which can be any day) where you give a random gift, to anyone you choose, for whatever reason you what. No explanation needed.
Larry: someone left a gallon bag full of mushed up toilet paper, cookies, batteries and vanilla pudding on my door step.

Me: Happy Covfefe Day!
by TheWestLawn July 13, 2017
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Covfefe job

The act of ski-poling while sitting between Vladimir Putin and Mohammad Bin Salman while wearing a red bib that says “MAGA”
The only new employment opportunities the POTUS can create are covfefe jobs
by Dr.Smackly November 28, 2018
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covfefe

Commonly confused with many definitions usually defined by those with limited capacity.

COVFEFE cahv fee fay a swarm of usually 5 or more media outlet repreesntatives that are seemingly small in mind and big in mouth. known for being blatant idiots and writing contrived drivel.
TOM: Look it's the media ( CNN, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, HUFFINGTON POST, ETC.

Don: yeah aLl those idiots what a COVFEFE
by bigslam June 3, 2017
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jefe covfefe

The cheeto-in-charge, or Commander-in-Cheese, the 45th president of a nation on its knees.
The jefe covfefe tweets on and on, but the tweets read as though they were written in crayon.
by catawboy July 29, 2020
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I hear covfefe

Instead of hearing Yanny or Laurel Donald Trump hears covfefe
Instead of hearing Yanny or Laurel I hear covfefe
by Coochie Snagger October 8, 2018
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Hot Covfefe Mod

Donald Trump's favorite mod for Grand Theft America, the game where traitors rule the USA.
Trump was up late playing the Hot Covfefe Mod while tweeting about his favorite country, Russia.
by maximilien_robespierre June 7, 2017
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