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trophy cougar

a middle aged or older woman, who was once a trophy wife, but has become dissatisfied with her husband but she refuses to leave him because she loves his money (and possibly his children). Goes on frequent "girls nights" with her friends and often will try to party like she's still in her 20's.
Check out this trophy cougar hittin on my man... God, I hope I look that good when I'm 45.
by fannie65432 March 15, 2017
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Step-Cougar

When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling.
Holy fucking step-cougar, Shirley just banged mustafa ben ladin’s son osumma ben ladin.
by Marioselak818 April 17, 2022
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cougar snatch

when you recieve a burn from yourself or a jerkoff asshole from a burning match head.
boy 1: " OMG, Josh, you gave me a nasty cougar snatch on my erection! "

boy 2: " Sorry bro, i'm a jerkoff asshole "
by lemonface5 May 17, 2010
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cougar stripeing

Just like a Tiger stripe, except when a chick is on her period and it leaks out to the front of her panties.
Oh! Shit! I went down on this chick and she had the worst Cougar Stripeing I have ever seen. No Oxy-clean will get rid of that!
by thederfluten April 24, 2011
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Cougar trainee

A woman from 25-35 who likes younger men typically 18-24 but she isn't yet a full cougar until she reaches 35. She is fun and horny and loves to have sex with younger men.
Yeah I got me a cougar trainee she loves my young dick.
by ❤Heather🎀Rae❤ August 21, 2016
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Sugar Cougar

A woman that you're dating that makes more money than you, is attractive and is older.

-Unlike a sugar momma, a sugar Cougar is actually still hot. 6/10th's of your boys would bang her!
-Bro your chick's old!

-Yeah, but she still looks bangin, plus my Sugar Cougar pays all my bills.
by ECO-AF July 27, 2018
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More Cougarness

When you’re dating someone who is older than you and their birthday is the day before yours; that 24 hours.
Johnny was SO in love with his girl and just smiled when he realized his girl would have a day of More Cougarness.
by Johnnysinlove December 9, 2023
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