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CORPORATE INCEST

A common practice - most frequently occurring in large INSURANCE companies - wherein corporate whores who are the most moronic imbeciles, inexperienced and completely UNQUALIFIED termites are hired into management based only on who they know and who they blow. They survive solely through their connections- and the hard work of subordinates who need to keep their jobs. These colossal losers make disastrous business decisions, pass off 99% of their responsibilities to others, know nothing about the job and collect huge salaries JUST for being somones old college roommate and full time suckup. A lot of them are male, with a stay at home wife who home schools their useless children.
That frickin idiot has a management job only through corporate incest.
by KImCobain August 10, 2017
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Concord

I just wanted to say that even though Concord is a rich town with kids driving BMWs to school, Acton is too. The school systems are about equal as are the average home prices. Although Concord can be determined as classier than the more "ghetto" Acton, they're both the same."Bla," you're stupid. Go away.
Concord and Acton are very similar towns.
by Someone123 July 29, 2005
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Concord

The much feared police authority within the Massive Multiplayer On-line Role play game, Eve-Online.
When commiting serious anti-social acts within empire space, a player runs the risk of having their spacecraft destroyed by Concord.
Having ones transport destroyed in this manner is known as being "Concorded" or "Concordokken".
He managed to get a couple of shots at me before Concord arrived...
by Al Cooper August 8, 2007
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Corporation

Usually begin as small successful sole proprietary, or partnership businesses that grow and because they're successful and make money whiney liberals bitch that they aren't doing enough to help the poor who for the most part won't help themselves. WAH THE CORPORATION IS MAKING MONEY THAT MEANS WE SHOULD TAKE IT ALL AWAY AND COMPLETELY DESTROY PRODUCTIVITY IN THE US.
IDIOT LIBERAL #1: "Let's make America more like the "Utopia" that Europe is"
IDIOT LIBERAL #2: "Fuck businesses over with high taxes that force them to relocate to other countries and destroy job growth and the economy here!"
IDIOT LIBERAL #1: "SHOULD WE ELIMINATE FREE SPEECH TOO?"
IDIOT LIBERAL #2: "THE MEDIA WILL DO THAT FOR US!"
by Japanadan October 11, 2004
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concord/carlisle

2 small towns in Eastern Mass, full of a bunch of preppy rich kids with houses worth millions and trust funds to match. Daddys either a lawyer or a doctor, mom doesn't work, she shops.
The girls are snobby bitches and the guys are cocky assholes. Girls drive mercedes, boys drive beemers, tiffanys stays in business off these girls alone, prom is the biggest deal of the year. The OC's of the east coast.
The towns pale in comparison to the way cooler, way more ghetto Acton!
"God those girls are snobs, where are they from"
"Carlisle... of course"

"God, those girls are cool, where are they from"
"Acton. No question"
by acton rocks! May 8, 2005
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Corporate Takeover

When a corporation buys a smaller corporation, or proprietary with the possibility of increasing it's profitable revenue. NO IT ISN'T DESTROYING SMALL BUSINESSES, THE SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS OPT TO SELL THEM TO CORPORATIONS, SMALL BUSINESSES STILL PROVIDE MORE JOBS THAN LARGE CORPORATIONS IN THE US. STOP BITCHING WHINEY LIBERALS.
The whiney liberal with no business qualifications makes the assumption small businesses are being "railroaded" by corporations when they fail to realize MOST CORPORATIONS STARTED OUT AS SMALL BUSINESSES! FUCKING RETARD!
by Japanadan February 7, 2006
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Corporate Greed

The belief that hard work, personal risks, innovation and investments should be rewarded in a capitalist economy. One of the many imaginary things hippies and black people blame their problems on.
Dirty Hippie: "bill gates is an asshole cause he's rich. Corporate greed is whats wrong with America. Vote Obama."
by Bush Cheney '12 October 10, 2011
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