Broken Condom

An annoying little shit that won't stop screaming and fussing in a public area

"I hope Karen doesn't bring her broken condoms again."

by Hamborgar November 22, 2021

God Condom

Where you pray to god to put a protective shield around your dong and if it fails you stop believing.
Discreet way of saying you aren't using a condom.

I prepared my god condom, but she ended up getting pregnant. I threw away my bible and no longer attend church.
Babe did you bring protection? ofc babe I got my god condom.

by GucciAdonis September 28, 2017

Condom Slap

When you slap your dumb ass friend with a dirty cum filled condom.

Yo John if you don't stop being a dumb ass ill condom slap yo ass.

by ThePublicAbusser October 21, 2016

live condom

another term for anal sex.

btich I dont have a condom your my live condom tonight.

by drahcir December 9, 2012

Broken condom

Talan

Talan was the result of a broken condom

by Amelia;) May 2, 2019

condom penis

Where the skin from the shaft covers the head to form a tip, creating a condom penis.

Dude that porn star has a condom penis!

by BlackDevil November 14, 2006

condom eater

frank crianza

frank crianza is a condom eater

by Anonymous March 19, 2003