clump

the sound a turd makes when hitting the water in a toilet bowl.

the poop went clump

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

columbian apple pie

when u take a shit on the girls chest and boob fuck her.

dude last night i gave ur mom the columbian apple pie!

by yithegreat69 August 22, 2010

Clum

the twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius

"and what is the twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius?"
"Clum."

by georgiatheninja December 31, 2011

frosted columbian pecan log

when you insert a pecan grown in the columbian jungle into the anus of a woman then have her take a dump on another girls chest then ejaculate upon it. thus forming a poop with a little pecan hat that has a white apperence from the seamen!

we made frosted columbian pecan logs last night they were delicious!

by skybo610 March 11, 2010

pure columbian bam bam

another name for crack, cocaine..was first used in Talladega Nights

theres an ounce of pure columbian bam bam underneath your car...hit the road!

by yup gracie February 11, 2008

Columbusing

Colubumsing (v.)- The act of taking over property which does not belong to you.

My friend's brother is away at boarding school, so she's sleeping in his room now without his permission. She's totally columbusing it, dude!

by Harunei January 26, 2013

Columbus minnesota

A city that is now in disaray because of the K-lumbus rebel. Who are in a long lasting war against the poor town of scandia. The K-lumbus rebels have dominated the war since the start but the scandianavians just keep crawling out of every gutter in town.

The K-lumbus rebels from columbus minnesota will crush the bitches from scandia.

by The K-lumbus rebel December 8, 2010