shirt cows

A woman's boobs. Her titties. Her lady bumps. Deposits of fat and tissue on a woman's chest. Sometimes abnormally fat men have shirt cows.

Hoo baby I love them shirt cows!

"By the looks of those shirt cows I'll never go hungry!"
-Stewie, from Family Guy

Holy shitnuts, that guy as some major shirt cows!

by ennervate April 9, 2004

Cylinder Cow

noun; The animal which is most commonly used to be made into canned meats. Due to its cylindrical shape, it is the ideal choice for many large industries. It can also be found in pet food.

Many people don't know it, but the cylinder cow is the most popular animal found on farms, because of its unique shape.

by LolPhayul May 29, 2011

Cow Moolestor

One who partakes in the molestation of cows.

Billy is considered a Cow Moolestor because of the way he forcefully received his milk

by Jake from State Farm123457 July 5, 2013

Spotted Cows

a low level beastie that lurks in the plains of the Badlands. They look very similar to what many expect a leopord, or even a buzzard (see flying cows). But make no mistake. They are cows. And they will follow you.

GuildWuntvor: These spotted cows look a lot like leopards.
GuildWuntvor: And these flying cows, they look alot like buzzards..
GuildAtilathehun: lol
GuildWuntvor: cows follow me ....

by Aeirion, the Draenei pally February 27, 2009

Clean the cow

Wash a larger then average lady.

I have to go home and clean the cow!

by The Noun Assassinator July 13, 2010

Exp Cow

A player in an MMORPG that you, and others continuously attack or exploit to gain more points or achieve a higher level.

That lvl 100 is a perfect Exp Cow

Hey john, I just found a Exp cow and gain 57% moar experience!

by Huggable joe September 27, 2008

Bacon Cow

A large cow that tends to shart a few pigs every 3 to 5 days, The bacon from these is a delicacy in most countries. After the pigs are collected the shart juices are collected in a small glass for later use.

Bacon Cows shart pigs.

by BigBootyHoe1337 October 9, 2014