Simmons Classic

When you poop on someone’s chest and rub it around like you’re cleaning a table

Her chest was dirty so I gave her a simmons classic

by Anelly221 January 10, 2022

MTV Classic

MTV but better. (they still play music, and it's all the time too)

Person 1: "What the hell is MTV Classic?"
Person 2: "I don't know, but it's good as hell!"

by novaeas August 9, 2025

Colburn classic

Term for when throw up on your shlong and have your other succ it off during a bj

Aye baby wanna try my Colburn classic.

by Asura1223 May 1, 2017

classic witch notation

When a mean and nasty woman (a witch) is being mean and nasty to someone else. These kind of witches don't have cauldrons or brooms; they are just people you want to stay miles away from. Refers to a single person, not a group.

Guy: That woman is following classic witch notation on Jeremy.

Witch: NGFDGUGGUTGTGITTHBNTBGTUGITGJTIGBTNGITUB!
Jeremy: Shut up, you bitch!

by ManMan36 July 30, 2016

SSano Classic

named after Trackmania streamer SSanoLIVE. In the Cup Of The Day tournament, during qualifiers - qualifying with your first aka discovery run when you have way more/division 1 potential.

Dam guys, i really pulled a SSano classic this Cup of the Day qualifier, can't wait to win division 47

by SSanoTM August 16, 2023

The Mondo Classic

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.

“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”

by Yap Attack April 30, 2024

The Jam Classic

When you chat sooo much shit to a random guy on Instagram and proceed to lose and so play it off like it was your cousin playing and proceed to 1v1 again but do worse than your cousin.

Wow, did you see that poor guy perform The Jam Classic

by One Pump Whillip August 6, 2020