Clam Cloak

Female version of Tea Bagging. To place the clam curtains over the face of someone.

Present Tense: Clam Cloaking
Past Tense: Clam Cloaked

Jenny was pretty wasted the other night. When Sam was passed out she Clam Cloaked him ...

by StretchedCurtains October 1, 2009

clam sham

1. A male to female post-op transsexual.
2. Any man who dresses like a woman.

Shonin looks like such a clam sham in that outfit.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

clam dog

Fried clams on a hot dog bun. Also called a clam roll.

If I don't have a fork to eat fried clams, I just get a clam dog.

by 2aron June 21, 2010

Clam Crunching

slang for the sexual act of two or more females bumping their vaginas together in a violent, scissoring fashion

Guy: "Danielle, how was your clam crunching upstairs?"
Danielle: "Probably the roughest two hours of my life ... There were like eight other girls there."

by Nody Cowlin May 9, 2011

christmas clam

when a woman's dress is too short at a Christmas party.

OMG, Judy's dress was so short that when she sat down you could see her Christmas clam.

by snookie1235768942341 December 19, 2010

clam hawk

A hot lesbian who preys on drunk straight girls

Gosh Jaims, you were such a clam hawk last night at the bar!

by J&GNeed October 16, 2013

clam factory

A party of only girls (or at least 80% girls), where there is a substantial abundance of shellfish.

Men often bring along a sausage when visiting a clam factory.

by Berin V. October 17, 2007