Skip to main content

Christopher

Anyone named Christopher is un tremendo come pinga. This guy will literally come to your house, eat all your food and have sex with both of your parents. Do not trust this person, he eats all the party croquetas before anyone else gets some at the quices. At first he seems like a great person but then bro... lo que te espera. He is the type of person that puts his windows down in 100 degree weather for everyone to listen to the ultra fest blasting in his car. So over all he is the person you want for a friend, because you are probably the same way.
The other day I saw Christopher at planet fitness triggering the lunk alarm.
by cbstill November 22, 2021
mugGet the Christophermug.

christophe

Christophe is the best guys around, the most handsome guy, the most intelligent. they are rich as fuck, has a big cock, and blow their load in their girlfriend's face. Like short girl with a tight ass named sandra
Christophe for the win!
by jackftw October 6, 2017
mugGet the christophemug.

christopher and kilea

At first the Kilea doesn't know what to do about the lovfelt Christopher but eventually they figure things out and they have some hard struggles but eventually live happily ever after
by Blah Blah XD April 8, 2019
mugGet the christopher and kileamug.

Christopher Madrid

A very cute player that many girls simp for. He is very cute and makes the non-hoe girls fall for him. Hopefully he is obsessed with the right girl. He is boy who doesn't know what he wants. He is hispanic, short, hot, cute, indecisive, mamas boy, has mommy issues, like boobs, really loves thighs, is a one piece fan, is a player yet wants something serious. He is very kind and sweet though, he just isn't dating material though.
Christopher Madrid needs to get his shit together.
by urlocalMILF<3 April 10, 2022
mugGet the Christopher Madridmug.

Christopher bass

His hands are salty and he has a fishy willy
Yo Christopher bass get yo stanky penis out my mouth
by Ethansbigpenis August 7, 2022
mugGet the Christopher bassmug.

christopher

christopher is the kind of man that makes you do a double take. He is sweet and attractive in every way. He takes your breath away and sweeps you off your feet. He may not make a move for 4 years but, he will be waiting for you with open arms to begin a bright beautiful future with you. He’s perfect and a great cook, supposedly. Amazing all around. Skillful, smart, courageous, brave, protective, romantic, sweet, hilarious and beautiful laugh and smile .
Christopher stole something of mine, that’s normal tempo is 60-100.
by jooooooooojojojojojojojo November 24, 2021
mugGet the christophermug.

Christopher

Christopher is an amazing guy. Usually tall, very handsome and pale. Christopher's have a very great sense of style, they also have a smile that is to die for. Very talented and passionate about what he does. He strives and doesn't give up. Though he can look mad all the time he's really isn't. Can be kind of awkward, shy, and nervous but in a really cute way. He’s very easy to tease, and make him blush. Not the type of guy that always has a different girl. Christopher's usually get to know one girl and then date her for a long period of time. They prefer a long solid relationships. They have really big hearts, but keep their feelings to themselves because they are afraid of getting hurt. It is really easy to open up and talk to a Christopher they are so sweet and inviting. But on the other hand they can be very seductive. He likes to think about you all the time and write about you every once in a while. You might think they're so innocent ,but they're not. Once they are in the mood it's on Let them kiss you and be with you. He won’t ever let you go, he’ll always be there for you when he himself is going through something but to him friends come first. There is nothing better then being loved by a Christopher.
Person1: do you know Christopher?
Person2: yea! He a nice guy.
by Secretlover206 January 17, 2024
mugGet the Christophermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email