Do the Christoph

Prefering to masturbate next to somebody after you (and the other person) wake up; even though you could have sex

Hey step sis can I do the Christoph next to you?

by Branko69 October 6, 2022

Christopher

Me, Myself and I.

I am Christopher.

by FestiveOnUD October 8, 2022

smiling christopher

a bald round headed lesbian looking guy who listens to blackpink and think bts and stray kids are dating. He makes cardboard blackpink members and he jerks off on it. He makes dirty fan art about lesbian blackpink and jerks off to it. he also takes alabama jokes seriously and acts on it

hes from ohio

i just saw a smiling christopher walk out of a sex shop with micro condoms.

by meaty360 October 23, 2022

Christopher Swan

When some asks you something and you reply with, “the real question is, why are you so (the opposite of what they asked.)”

Dumb person: “why are you so tall?”
Chris: “The real question is why are you so short?”
Jacobi: “yo he just pulled a Christopher Swan!”

by Detergent man January 5, 2022

Christopher Columbused

To stumble upon someone's property and taking it without permission.

"I stumbled upon someone's property and I Christopher Columbused it".

by Decolonized December 8, 2021

Christophe

The best person on the planet, tall with even higher IQ and massive dick. Flippin sexy, great kisser and better fucker

Girl 1: Last night I had absolute shit sex

Girl 2: Mine was amazing, I had a Christophe.

by Be friends with Christophe December 9, 2021

Christophe

A really blunt guy who is oblivious to the fact that someone likes them. Typically goes after someone who doesn't want them when there's someone out there who would love them the way he deserves to be loved. Often tends to be rude due to the fact he's a blunt smart ass. He's also typically a French guy, or has a French parent.

Oh look there's Christophe, to bad he's completely oblivious and a smart ass

by Opral December 17, 2021