chipperson

Male way of 'gooning' used by Greeks around the 700s B.C.

Flicking the tip of your genitalia constantly using both index fingers, rarely used nowadays however it was recently discovered.

X: Did you see the video where I was chippersonning it yesterday?
B: Yeah, you chippersonned like crazy.

by grranola October 16, 2025

Chiplets

The small, broken chips at the bottom of the basket of chips at a restaurant

"could we please get some more chips and salsa? All we have left are chiplets!"

by Itsme2023 October 26, 2025

Cripplemidget

A short, malnourished crack baby who decides to be an asshole.

As the little shit walked away, Eduardo yelled CRIPPLEMIDGET!!!!

by Lightning mcoon December 6, 2025

Choppleganger

A combination of the word Chopped and Doppelgänger, meaning an ugly person who looks similar to someone.

There go your Choppleganger over there.

Her choppleganger came in to talk

by Xogiabia January 9, 2026

chop chipper

One that chops the chip. Takes on many large projects and blasts through completion with mastery and innovation .

She's a real chop chipper, I don't know what our section would do if she left.

by stderr November 14, 2003

Des Chapple

Living legend of Mankini Jedi Fighting. He is the Grey Wolf of the Gower the bigger sexier version of the Silver Fox.Likes Prawn kebabs

Mankini loving des chapple is often found with a prawn kebab on weekends in Kazakhstan

by Rob Diamond January 13, 2009

shift cripple

term, which describes little 93'-kiddies, who don't know when to hit the shift-button on their keyboard. These kids mostly use abbreviations like ILY and/or lysm.

kid writes on yahoo: "i loVe YoU sO mUCh!"
I reply: "You's a shift cripple"

by Pop the cherry April 4, 2009