james b castle high school

A school in Hawaii that houses mostly idiots. The students tend to be chronics that like to vape, smoke weed, and act cool. This is a school to be avoided, if you do go there, well life sucks. Come find me tho we can chill.

Hey bro what school you go to?

James B Castle high school dawg.
Oh that sucks

by Blackguy808in44 February 21, 2017

Siege the castle

A game where one person clinches their butt cheeks while the other tries to penetrate them.

I was trying to siege the castle, but I wasn't making any ground.

by Riq1982 November 1, 2017

To go to Barnard Castle

To go on a pointless drive.

Specifically against all recommended advice and especially when feeling unwell.

"Despite there being a global pandemic, and all medical advice and governmental regulation (which I helped to write) saying to the contrary, I had to go to Barnard Castle.

This trip needlessly put in danger anybody I may inadvertently have come across due to my families recent exposure to Covid-19. I needlessly took this drive because I recklessly drove the 270miles from London to Durham and had to check whether I was safe to take the pointless 270 mile journey home again."

by DomCummings May 26, 2020

Storming the Castle

Bursting through the door and taking a picture when a friend is hooking up with a questionable member of the opposite sex.

You should have seen the look on Kyle's face when we were Storming the Castle while he was hooking up with that fat chick.

by ptizz July 25, 2009

Cottle-job.

A person who claims to drink vast quantities of alcohol, but in reality has the alcohol capacity of a squirell and chooses to throw his drinks around the room. Often spotted in a kebab shop, rim-jobbing the locals in exchange for free chips. It can also be said that a Cottle-job resembles a pork chop in appearance. Basically, an obese bottle-job.

Dave : "did you see that geezer in bayside kebab shop, the other night, he was under a table with mayo on his chin ?"

Marco : "yeh what a complete fucking Cottle-job."

by Gum-dogs. January 26, 2011

Castle

The slang nickname for the tallest building in tilted towers in the game fortnite

“Where we dropping boiss!?”
“How about the castle?”
“No, tilted towers is where the gay tryhards go, and we aren’t tryhards yet.”

by Lil Trump May 18, 2018

mexican sand castle

When the guy is laying on his back and the Girl is getting ass fuck'd and she shits on his cock.

"Carolin Gave Dave a Mexican Sand Castle"

by Papa Jay June 11, 2006