death cancer

Noun. The kind of cancer that kills you. Death cancer is easily distinguished from other types of cancer because it causes death.

1. Bitch would have survived, but she had that death cancer.

2. Death cancer has been shown to cause symptoms of death in those that have it.

3. Do not take Cialis if there is a family history of death cancer.

by Please call me Marvin March 3, 2016

Cancer Baby

Tumors that develop in the cervix/ uterus

Guy #1 - Yo you look bummed out, didn't you get any last night?
Guy #2 - Nah man...Trish just got out the hospital, she was having her Cancer Baby removed.
Guy #1 - Shitty bro

by YoNipMao September 27, 2012

soul cancer

When something makes you cringe so bad it gives you stage 4 soul cancer.

"Your post gave me soul cancer"
or
"Your post gave me stage 4 soul cancer"

by User666999 February 16, 2017

Throat Cancer

Batman does not have it, as seen here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2yv8aT0UFc

Batman: I DON'T HAVE THROAT CANCER *punch*

by ParadiseHunter October 5, 2008

cancer dick

a penis that looks like it is on the verge of death

Tommy made the observation that Saroo had a cancer dick during a recent trip to Chicago.

by Tommy Strange January 1, 2011

cancer of the prick

When a man gets a sexually transmitted disease that he just can’t identify. Most cases report symptoms such as burning sensation during urination, a black discoloration of the prick and balls, if left untreated detachment of the pick.

"My balls are killing me, I got cancer of the prick"

by Lefty 2 guns May 13, 2005

Bieber Cancer

Bieber cancer is virtually the same as having "Bieber fever", except it includes symptoms of having trouble breathing, spontaneous nosebleeds, muscle aches, indigestion and/or weightloss, all of which are caused from an unhealthy obsession with Justin Bieber. This fatal diseases is mostly common in young females in the United States.

"Hey man, you've been quiet all night, how about a beer?"

"Sorry bro, it's just that... my sister died a few days ago."

"Dear God, what happened?"

*starts crying* "Bieber cancer"

by Moris the Dinosauris March 8, 2011