Texticular Cancer

A term used to describe a person who texts an excessively.

Shaniquah: Hey Tyrone, hang on a sec I need to text my girlfriend.

Tyrone: Gurl, u got Texticular Cancer.

by Big Burnzy March 2, 2010

Urbandictionary Cancer

When someone uses urbandictionary.com in an attempt to get their name (or friends name) added without knowing this is against the rules.

I tried to add "Drew Fakename" to urban dictionary! I am urbandictionary cancer.

by FartFucker69 January 27, 2017

soul cancer

When something makes you cringe so bad it gives you stage 4 soul cancer.

"Your post gave me soul cancer"
or
"Your post gave me stage 4 soul cancer"

by User666999 February 16, 2017

cancer dick

a penis that looks like it is on the verge of death

Tommy made the observation that Saroo had a cancer dick during a recent trip to Chicago.

by Tommy Strange January 1, 2011

Throat Cancer

Batman does not have it, as seen here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2yv8aT0UFc

Batman: I DON'T HAVE THROAT CANCER *punch*

by ParadiseHunter October 5, 2008

cancer of the prick

When a man gets a sexually transmitted disease that he just can’t identify. Most cases report symptoms such as burning sensation during urination, a black discoloration of the prick and balls, if left untreated detachment of the pick.

"My balls are killing me, I got cancer of the prick"

by Lefty 2 guns May 13, 2005

Bieber Cancer

Bieber cancer is virtually the same as having "Bieber fever", except it includes symptoms of having trouble breathing, spontaneous nosebleeds, muscle aches, indigestion and/or weightloss, all of which are caused from an unhealthy obsession with Justin Bieber. This fatal diseases is mostly common in young females in the United States.

"Hey man, you've been quiet all night, how about a beer?"

"Sorry bro, it's just that... my sister died a few days ago."

"Dear God, what happened?"

*starts crying* "Bieber cancer"

by Moris the Dinosauris March 8, 2011