Lick My Cactus

It means to suck my dicc ..😑Be offended-Qveen💓💍

U can go lick my cactus

by Qveen Lieah June 24, 2017

slippery little moose cactus

A term meant for hedgehogs or percupines. Small moose covered in spikes. Like a cactus.

Look at that slippery little moose cactus over there. He’s finna prick someone in the ass.

by Jackassmuthafucka03 November 2, 2017

fuck a cactus

something you say to somebody you dont like when they annoy you.

person: brolby is better than brikey
you: go fuck a cactus

by queen_izzy090197 April 23, 2018

ur mom a cactus

The worst insult ever known to mankind. It means that someone is not only a prick, they're the whole cactus. This extremely offensive word was believed to have originated in the Medieval ages or before that. It is the worst insult ever. 'ur mom a cactus' is even worse than 'ur mom gay', 'ur papa a nazi', 'ur gran gran a trans man', 'ur dad a lesbian', 'ur cousin a muffin' and the N word. It is not a bad as 'ur mom trans' and 'ur papi nazi'. This word is also worse than 'Karen'.

Karen: Why did you block me? Ur mom gay.

Donna: Ur mom a cactus.

Karen: That hurts.

Donna: Just avoid ur mom and you'll be fine.

Karen: I'm gay.

Donna: Yes.

by Pigeon girl June 22, 2020

go fuck a cactus

When saying fuck you isn't good enough...this insult is enough to kill a man

Guy: ur a bitch

You: Oh go fuck a cactus

by alex.me March 24, 2021

the wild cactus

A sex position where you you pin your partner against the wall with their leg raised on a 90 degree angle and the opposite arm also raised at 90 degrees. A little bit of grow out is preferred to for prickly feelings.

I had some mad sex the other night. He pulled out a the wild cactus and made me cum so hard!

by Catilda Grora November 14, 2022

Sand on a cactus

A phrase used to describe how drunk you feel when you've done something wrong.

"I feel like sand on a cactus this morning" roughly translates to "I feel like a rough prick."

by GodfreyYerfdog May 11, 2023