Royal Beef Curtain

A sexual act in which one male and one shemale have sexual relations where the male focuses his sexual aggression on the area upon the shemale where the absent beef curtain is believed to exist.
"Wow dude. That shemale was hot last night, but was she hot enough to let you give her the old royal beef curtain????"
"Yeah, I bought her a one way ticket to beef town and hitchhiked all the way there on her shemale skin flute."
by BeefMeister February 20, 2014
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Shower Curtain {Wedgie}

The shower curtain has gone between yo booty cheeks and becomes wedged.
Dude I was late for work was quickly drying off bent to dry my legs stood up and DAMN Shower Curtain {Wedgie}
by Fantazzle December 13, 2008
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roast beef curtains

the outer streached out portion of the vagina-especially after hard vaginal intercourse or gang bang.
I beat up her vag so bad last night she had roast beef curtains.
by wackjack9 March 12, 2009
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roast beef curtains

That girls vagina looks like spoiled roast beef with mayo
by que April 10, 2005
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Beef Curtains

BEEF CURTAINS- Noun.

The unsightly view of a woman's rung out, stretched out, flappy, vagina lips. The name was chosen because it resembles what a curtain of beef would look like.
Ex. "Omg, Did you see the beef curtains in between that girl's leg?"
by Klw19 May 31, 2014
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Curtain Face

A white person who calls people Zipperheads. >:O. (KASEY KELLY)
That Curtain Face shouldn't talk.
by Richie May 31, 2004
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Shower Curtain Tug

Having already lathered up your manhood with shampoo, this is the act of making a fold in a shower curtain, instantly creating a soapy,substitute,pussy before your very eyes and then proceding to pleasure yourself until you blow your load.
Ty, a desperate traveling salesman, proceded to tell his buddies about his Shower Curtain Tug while at a local sports bar. Aqward silence follwed.

Dean, unsatisfied with his usual morning crank yank, headed to the shower for a shower curtain tug.
by Hotdizzle August 14, 2008
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