candy crushing

Verb.
When a person is lying on their front playing Candy Crush and someone sits on them.

Gah! Dude! Get off. Stop candy crushing me!

by loirão July 16, 2014

Career crush

Having a crush-like feeling towards someone in your employed life. More than an admiration, but less than actual feelings.

Me: Ugh, I have such a career crush on my new boss.
Friend: Really? Why?
Me: She's just so awesomely smart and talented. I wish I was like her.
Friend: I feel ya.

by ttn13 September 1, 2013

crush dream

the most satisfying and amazing dream there is. usually involves your gorgeous crush hanging out with you, holding your hand, liking you back, kissing you, etc. You never want a dream like this to end. The only bad part is that it's not reality. Having a dream about a crush liking you back means you REALLY want him enough to have a whole fantasy made up about him by your subconscious mind.

"I had a crush dream about Logan last night. He kissed me at the top of the Eiffel tower. He was in LOVE with me!!! EEEKK!!!!! I wish he actually felt that way."

by chickenycheese July 14, 2019

Cougar Crush

When an older woman has a crush on a much younger man.

Muriel:
"I've seen Twilight so many times, I think I've developed a Cougar Crush on Robert Pattinson even thought I'm old enough to be his grandmother."

Audrey:
"You're preaching to the Twi-Hard choir."

by chieromancer July 16, 2010

Crush porn

When people (mostly from the dark web) torture animals for other people's amusement (highly illegal)

Tim: Today I found the sexiest tape of some crush porn, it has a cat in it, too!
Edith: ... You're sick

by Anatursia October 9, 2018

soul-crushing

adj., used to describe a demeaning, overwhelming, deadly boring, or otherwise psychologically damaging corporate job...

"Working for Slowcubicledeath.com was sucking my humanity out... after the latest death march I decided to ditch that soul-crushing place and get myself a nice job at Microsoft."

by Anna South May 16, 2007

Gay Crush

Adoring someone famous of the same sex to the point that the person would consider turning gay in order to be with that famous person.

Ryan met his Gay Crush Roger Clemens last week.

by The Aye Dr. June 29, 2007