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Boiling The Clam

Boiling The Clam

When a woman masturbates in the shower using boiling hot water.
Female 1: Man, I'm having a hard time walking today
Female 2: Why?
Female: I was Boiling The Clam this morning.
by URBAN-IDIOM September 24, 2018
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Long Island clam bath

When a man attempts the "pull out" method of contraception but waits too long before pulling out. The man ejaculates just as his penis is removed and bathes the woman's "clam", as is often done on Long Island.
I told him to pull out and not get any one me, but instead the schmuck gave me a Long Island clam bath.

Fuck dude, I gave her a Long Island clam bath, I hope she's not pregnant.

I waited too long, gave her the old Long Island clam bath.
by MP Oiler July 12, 2020
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New England Clam Job

A male ejaculating into a vagina, and then immediately giving that female oral sex thus recieving some hot clam chowder.
Think hot white and creamy.
by Wyotech Chassis Fab. Dept. September 2, 2005
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clambasket

The inner, outer , and overall Lips of a womans vagina that gape,hang and generally appear to be crinkled together like clam parts found in your average seafood meal.
" The site of RxCatherine's clambasket frightens even the most avid fisherman from proceeding forward with cunnilingus."
by Astrocreep January 19, 2005
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Clam Running

"Last weekend that bitch clamran me good!"
i was gona let her go clam running on my ass until she queefed
by troy hollings January 17, 2009
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Clambonita

A Tiger and a Lion in battle.

It comes from the dead alien language of Zupster and talks of the mighty mythical warriors Clamb and Onita who fought to the death, the gods envied their valor, and instead of letting them die of their wounds instead turned them into two ravenous beasts, to their shock the two creatures continued to fight, horrified by their stupidity they sent them to earth where they couldn't get in the way.
Aren't you glad I brought you on safari Jimmy?

Look daddy! A Clambonita!

OH MY GOD JIMMY GET IN THE @$#%ING JEEP!
by Zupsterana February 9, 2009
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Clam eyed

When someone is so high that their eyes don't open fully. 1/2 open etc.
Jonathan, you are so high, you're all clam eyed.
by Christopher2302 April 3, 2009
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