chronicly online

Chronicly online describes someone who has spent so much of their time online, it warps their sense of reality. This hinders their ability to effectively communicate about topics, like politics or social justice; because of their lack of experience in the real world.

"Look at Arson! Their singing gacha songs dressed as Todoroki from mha! They are so chronicly online."

by I.luv.sharks101 November 29, 2022

chronically hot

it’s a disease that your too hot all the time 🙏🏽🙏🏽 (real disorder 😔)

jake: “dude i just found out jaida is chronically hot..”
john: “no wonder why i wanna bone her everytime i see her makes sense 🙏🏽”

by chronically hot mf 🙏🏽 March 19, 2023

chronicbate

The act of chronicly masterbating while hanging upside down from monkey bars while smoking bubonic chronic marijuana.

Do not text and chronicbate.

by Chuck Reins September 25, 2023

The Chronicles of Darkness

A video that was made by someone who must have had nothing else to do with their time. Its confusing at first but once you keep watching its a great video. But sometimes it makes you want to kill yourself.

"Hey man, did you watch the new The Chronicles of Darkness?"

by Wario and Waluigi December 17, 2010

quarantino chronicles

Activities done during quarantine.

Day 78 of the quarantino chronicles: I stared at a wall for an hour, chain smoked a pack of cigarettes on my front porch in my underwear, watched 10 hours of desperate housewives while binge eating and drinking vodka.

by Missmayhem23 March 1, 2021

The Cum Chronicles

The dumbass story I’ve made that revolves around cum royalty and the empire of cum

Hey let’s go read the cum chronicles

by JonTronShow Official October 2, 2020

chronitonic

Very high-quality weed with crazy unbelievable timely effects.

Root words:

Tonic - A slang term meaning to be hype, crazy or unbelievable.

Chronic - (1) very high-quality weed, generally with red hairs on it. (2) pertaining to a long-lasting medical condition.
Chrono - time

Shortly after ignition Jack realized these nuggets were truly the chronitonic. After a recent safety meeting Jane realized the chronitonic was the dope shit.

by chronitonic October 15, 2012