Came

the correct past tense of cum. some people think its cummed but its came

i came in her asshole 4 fucking times

by Yngdggrdck February 18, 2019

hungarian camelback

While you are giving a girl anal sex and you pull out your penis then spit on her back to make her think that you ejaculated the when she turns around "bam" cum in her face.

i was doing this chicklast night and a gave her a hungarian camelback

by chris and nic April 25, 2006

I Came

Something you say or write after seen an really awesome video.

Guy: "Hey, have you seen the new Chuck Norris movie when he beats the shit out of Jackie Chan?"
You: "Yes"
Guy: "What did you thought about it?"
You: "I came..."

by Mattematask Mattan December 14, 2009

camel tickler

Person who induces gargalesis in an even-toed ungulate, previously confined to a flatbed truck, with the goal of evoking what is (often erroneously) perceived to be laughter in said creature. An integral part of a camel tickler's task is to make unintelligible, puerile sounds while executing above action, thus ensuring the hilarity of the ritual.

Camel tickler: Ooh coochiecoochiecoochiecoo!
Camel: GWRAAAHHHHHH!

by zendak January 9, 2011

Queen Camel

A very ugly woman who thinks she is hot. Always has her hair did, and nails did. She thinks she is always right. She thinks she is the life of the party but everyone wants her to leave.

Look at that Queen Camel! She shows up here everynight and thinks she's the shit!!

I can't Jackie left with that Queen Camel the other night! God she was busted!!!

by Hippy 911 May 17, 2011

sex camel

Someone who doesn't want to fuck you very often. They seem to be fine and get lots of mileage out of their occasional sexual encounters.

"I thought you were with Jeremy?"
"Yeah.. we fuck but I need it way more than him .. he's such a sex camel."

by darkwhitein1955 May 2, 2018

2 camels and a tiny car

A phrase created by the famous youtuber RayWilliamJohnson. It is said to win every fight against trolls and any arguments. It has gotten so well known that someone even made a twitter for the phrase, and got its place in the 'know you meme' website.

Troll: "A mac is better than a PC!!"

Person: "Nope, 2 camels and a tiny car"

Troll: "Damn!"

by MiyaTheWeird February 8, 2010