Blossom Butter

The remnants of lube, semen and booty juice around your girl’s bung hole after you work that little rosebud hard during anal sex.

Rachel’s blossom butter tastes so good.

Her bung was covered in blossom butter.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

Almond Butter

almond butter is what rich people cum

when chad and I did doggy at the country club, he let out days of almond butter all over my face and Gucci belt

by Delicious B!tch July 3, 2018

Peanut butter sneak attack

When you stick your dick in a peanut butter jar and flail it all around to smack them in the face

Yo my dad just gave a peanut butter sneak attack out of no where.

by LjDG July 19, 2018

Butter Stump

A wet, sex juice covered semi-erect penis. Typically the post coital or masturbated male knob.

I passed out last night after rubbing one out and woke up with a butter stump.

We cuddled after sex until my butter stump started sticking to her leg.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

Utter Butter

Adjective;

Used to describe some one who is a total imbecile, a buffoon, a nincompoop, a halfwit, a clod, who makes a mockery of their profession and general existence. They are completely hopeless, bereft of any kind of credibility and good common sense.

Gosh dang it Sarah is an utter butter
Writing an article about haikus and including a poem which is CLEARLY NOT a haiku was just an utter butter move
We really need to whip him into shape, because right now, he's just an utter butter
Gee she's acting like she's spread real thin, must be an utter butter

by fetherbird December 27, 2018

Butter Braid

A sexual act for the culinarily inclined. The Butter Braid is performed when the male has protected sex with a woman and ejaculates into the condom. He then retracts his penis, carefully removes the condom, and proceeds to use the filled condom like an icing packet and ices the thorax of the female, as if she was a raspberry Butter Braid. If he wants to add a narcissistic touch, he can write his own name in the icing.

A.R.: "Dude I haven't gotten action since the Reagan administration, but how's that new girl you've been seeing?"
F.S.: "Really well, but she's still making me rock the Jimmy hats. Lame I know, but she let me butter braid her this morning. Nothing like hot icing on warm buns playa".

by FreakoSuave January 1, 2019

Butter Rub

After partaking in a copious amount of extra buttery movie theater popcorn, your girl gives you a quick greasy hand job with her buttered fingers during the coming attractions.

I always order the largest bucket of corn at the movies. It ensures Rachel will give me a great butter rub before the movie starts.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019