burrito fart

When you're nearing the end of the burrito and the pressure builds up at the bottom and rips the tortillia causing some juices to explode like a fart.

Will: dude si bought these super packed burritos at Chi-Chi's

Scott: man I love that burrito fart that happens when you're nearing the bottom.

Will: fucken finger licking

by mightykid420 October 17, 2015

smelly burrito

When you have anal sex with a woman and she releases demons on your dick, so BEWARE!

(Act of a smelly burrito occurring)

WHOO! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!! OOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!! OH HO HO HO HO HO!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah! My dick!!!!!!!

by Cummy worm May 24, 2011

Cunt Burrito

A person who is obnoxiously loud and unappealing. Known for causing extreme rage in other people. Most people who interact with such a person are consumed with an inescapible urge to chop this person's head off and shove it very far up a lower orifice. Often emits the smell of scallops.

Girl: "Watch it, boy, you're emitting a strong smell of scallops."
Boy: "Did you just call me a cunt burrito?"

by Chu~! September 24, 2011

Abigail Burris

The girl who has power in her eyes. She can make anyone feel untouchable. Being near her, you will find yourself losing track of time and forgetting about the world around you. She is outgoing, funny, smart and very beautiful. Her smile will bring any man to his knees! Abigail is the one in life time girl, when you meet her you will never be able to get her out of your head. Her beauty is overwhelming. Everyone wants to be friends with her and every guy wants to be with her! She has a striking fearless disposition and heart of determination. She is very strong willed and minded. If she falls in love with you...you are the luckiest man alive. Abigail is someone you have to meet to understand, for she is to amazing for words.

Wow.....This is "ABIGAIL BURRIS"

by eyeslikefire January 11, 2012

breakfast burrito

morning hard on

"I woke up with a major breakfast burrito this morning and had to go to the peepshow to wank off."

by Penny Paxil November 10, 2003

burrito

A quickly assembled gang of knife weilding Beaners.

If you mess with one bean, you'll get the whole burrito.

by Adrian123 June 29, 2007

Burritoes

A school's form of population control.

by Galen Deepinglen March 21, 2003