buffer

A towering demented mammal-amphibian, native to but not limited to Australia (found on all 8 continents), having four legs, one of which shaped like a cage, the others of which shaped like sasquatch hands, but contrary to walking on all four legs it staggers on one leg in somewhat of peg-leg motion. It has a dirty beard, a snout like a vicious anteater, but yet eats no ants, a tail in the middle of its stomach where most would assume a belly-button would be, a tentacle riddled orifice that is capable of dismantling an elephant in .2 seconds flat. The skin of the buffer has a slimy texture that it sheds every other blue moon, but the reason it is classified as a mammal-amphibian is because it has the very hairy and dirty beard and scientists decided to classify as the first of the fusion class of the two species. It is a shade of blue. It is most prominently found in underwater caves but is also found on land in moist areas. The buffer is capable if ever feeling threatened it can project poisonous darts, but it is rarely threatened.

If you see a buffer in the forest, run like Usain Bolt to your nearest home medical office.

by Na Na Mak October 7, 2009

buffalo eye

When a girl is checking you out.

"That girl is giving you the buffalo eye! She must be hungry!"

by MrDoug October 16, 2006

Jimmy Buffett

Liked by only frat boys and alcoholic chicks from the south.

Jimmy Buffett needs to stop being this dumb island musician fuck cause he sucks and is even worse when intoxicated. All of his fans are at least 70 years old.

by bong water quenches my thirst January 14, 2011

Buffalo

a once prosperous city filled with good jobs for everyone. in fact, college wasn't even necessary, cause there were jobs for everyone that paid pretty well. however, those jobs have all been shipped to mexico, china, thailand, taiwan and india among other places where workers are slaved for pennies a day that can never buy them any of the products they make. and, of course, the prices aren't really going down. But the city is, thanks to the apathy of a neo-con federal government, which could care less about the cities that built america, a state government that worries only about the so-called troubles of new york city, a city government that takes the little bit of federal and state money and pockets it into their own payraises and doesnt even attempt to solve problem, and a county government bureaucracy that only works part-time, gets paid more than double the salary of the avergae full-time worker in america, has no sense of creative thought, overstaffs itself and expects others to get rid of their so called patronage when they wont get rid of theirs. basically the great city has been fucked over.

outsourcing + federal neo-cons such as tom delay who cut off any aid + state interests + corrupt city gov't + county gov't shithole = the destruction of buffalo

by senor April 24, 2005

Muff Buffer

A Muff Buffer is a man’s beard that is more than a 1/4 inches in length. Long enough so that when performing the art of cunilingus the beard tickles the girls Twat and also creates a street sweeper effect cleaning any lint or "Muff Biscuits" that might be there.

"It was her time of the month and I cought a Blood Biscuit in my Muff Buffer"
"She had a Yeast Infection, I have been pullin Bread Pellets out of my Muff Buffer"

by Vanilla Gorilla 187 January 24, 2006

Buffalaxed

To write the words to a foreign song as if the words were English (other language) words.

I buffalaxed that Indian song and it sounds like he is singing that the bunny put his engine inside me, Benny Lava.

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by thelesbianfromct March 3, 2008

angry buffalo

while fucking a girl, pull your dick out and pour buffallo wing sauce on it and stick it in again.

Last night I was fucking a girl and gave her the angry buffalo.

by Paut December 26, 2008