Brother

Complete asshole who's main mission is to make your life hell

My older brother is a fucktard

by Monkbot July 31, 2019

Higher Brothers

A couple of Chinese guys in their twenties hustling in Asia making big money and good songs with Joji and Rich Brian.

Damn, have you heard Higher Brothers' "Made In China"? That was the shit!

by khiphop hoe September 9, 2018

Super Smash Brothers Ultimate

The most polular and critically acclaimed Fire Emblem game. Contains multiple anime sword fighters and furries. Clearly a great work created by Masahiro Sakurai himself.

Person 1: Yo you play the new Fire Emblem?
Person 2: You mean Waifu Emblem 3?
Person 1: Nah man I’m talkin Super Smash Brothers Ultimate.
Person 2: 😂👌

by InfinityJKA March 1, 2019

I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

by the putman August 22, 2009

St. Brother André CHS

a shit school that has been alive since like the Elizabethan Era, the uniform is uncomfortable af and the teacher enforce the dress code by putting up dumbass posters in the halls. The cafeteria smells like actual butthole and is just disgusting cuz the janitors barely wipe the tables. Everyone thinks they are the shit and white people there say the n-word FOR NO FUCKING REASON. There’s like maybe 5 nice teachers and the rest have a stick up their ass. The washrooms smell like shit and there’s always tampons on the ground in he girls washroom. They force us to take religion, and yeah it’s a no from me. Oh and you get in trouble for getting UberEats like tf. Oh and everyone is a fucking druggie, and all the AP people are snitches.

Guy: I’ve had the most shitty day
Girl: do you go to St. Brother André CHS ?
Guy: yeah

Girl: figures

by mydingaling January 8, 2019

brotherin

1.The act of being a bro,a close friend. 2. a family member,or someone who is like a family member to you.

Hey brotherin,whats happening today?

by Hurricanek7 August 17, 2006

Jonas Brothers

A trio of homosexuals that create simple, bland melodies that are extremely popular among the mainstream media for no apparent reason.

"hey who are those fags from disney channel that make those shitty songs?"

"Oh, you mean the Jonas Brothers?"

by KEEPitREEL March 18, 2009