Floor Biscuit

A Lazy Fatass that spends his time in bed,laying on the couch or on the floor doing absolute nothing in life and is gonna die eventually.

Rodger: " I feel so lazy today."
Maritza: " Your such a Floor Biscuit!"
Rodger: " Shut up babe!, You're gonna be next!"
Marizta: " Fuck you, no, I'm not you fucknugget!"

by RoadLiquor13 February 18, 2011

chili-biscuit

A more advanced game of soggy biscuit. The biscuit is first shat upon, usually by a random member of the group, then the participants can begin as normal.

Rick: "Man, I got stuck with the Chili-biscuit last night!"

Adam: "You need better things to do."

by AdamRickF&F January 27, 2010

sick biscuit

A friend, aquaintence, or anyone who routinely vomits after a night of drinking.

Yo bra, don't buy that turd-burglar another shot, can't you tell he's a sick biscuit.

by DJ Tanner November 11, 2007

biscuit hatch

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

close yer fuckin' biscuit hatch!!!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

six biscuiter

Not usually on the restaurant menu, a collection of six individual biscuits as a single menu item.

"What's your biscuit situation? Good, I'll have a six biscuiter."

by Irrational Theory League January 16, 2008

sperm biscuit

the act of ejaculating into biscuit batter before cooking it, then possibly tricking a dumb bitch into eating it

i tricked her into eating sperm biscuits! mmmm mmm good!

by creativecursing July 17, 2009

Cream Biscuit

A game in which a group of humans ejaculate onto a biscuit. Who ever ejaculates last has to eat the biscuit.

"ANDY! ANDY! ANDY!"

"HANK! HANK! HANK!"

"Oh man this is exciting!Oh boy, I wonder who will have to eat the Cream Biscuit"

by Daddy's fat cock December 8, 2016