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Bible

The holy book also known as the holy scriptures used in the religion of god.
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A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree
I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please
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To read the Bible

Achmed: ay where you going
Jerome: To read the bible. Ill be right back
by Big Nob Kyle October 30, 2019
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Bible

I just failed my math exam”

- “ really! Say bible

“ bible”

Or

“ bible I just failed my test”
by Ayanna bekele March 7, 2021
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Bibling

DEFINITONS

1. To say you are going to buy something for someone (Most likely give you all of their information for shipping) but you don't actually buy them the item.

2. To complain a lot while playing Call of Duty.
EXAMPLES

1. I just bibled Lorne by taking all of his information and saying I was going to buy him Turtle Beaches.

2. Seriously Keller, stop bibling it's just a game.

3. Terrance just bought me Battlefield 3, he's probably bibling me though.
by Just let me publish this November 3, 2011
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Bible

Often used as a tool for indoctrination, manipulation, fear mongering, threatening children ect

Most useful as fire wood and if you’re looking to get lucky wrap paper.
Bieber: dude do you have something i can wrap this MJ in?

Trent: here’s my spare bible!
by Cupid (carries a gun) January 3, 2024
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none of these words are in the Bible

refers to a catchphrase used on Twitter and Tumblr that labels instances of slang overload, highlighting their modern nature and reiterating that none of the words used would be in the Bible. Although the phrase has been used as a rebuttal to religious arguments as early as 2010, it wasn't used in abundance within memes until mid-2021.
"Binance buying FTX???

CZ figuratively liquidated SBF."

- man, none of these words are in the Bible.
by iwna November 8, 2022
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