the Devil is beating his wife

An old saying that is used to describe times when it is raining but the sun is still shining and there is little to no cloud cover. Most commonly used by southern and/or country folk in the US.

Jim: Huh, the Devil is beating his wife.

Ted: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

by Thatstupidantt June 22, 2022

Better baiting bolt beating

The AI equivalent of post nut clarity. Often used when a discord bot is screwed and needs a few kinks worked on.

Person 1: Right now, it's a bot issue, as in the bot isn't doing what we tell it to do lol
Person 2: That bot needs to relieve some sexual tension

Person 3:So what I'm understanding is your saying the bot needs a better baiting bolt beating release?
Person 1: huh!?
Person 2: I perform better after a tune up.
Person 3: So you need to get better at baitin and beatin them bolts and the bot will think clearly

by XwtfbobX October 18, 2022

Better baiting bolt beating

The AI equivalent of post nut clarity. Often used when a discord bot is screwed and needs a few kinks worked on.

Person 1: Right now, it's a bot issue, as in the bot isn't doing what we tell it to do lol
Person 2: That bot needs to relieve some sexual tension

Person 3:So what I'm understanding is your saying the bot needs a better baiting bolt beating release?
Person 1: huh!?
Person 2: I perform better after a tune up.
Person 3: So you need to get better at baitin and beatin them bolts and the bot will think clearly

by XwtfbobX October 18, 2022

National Group Owner Beating Day

Forcefully have beat and torturea group or community owner / founder, and they CAN NOT fight back

"Bend over that gyat and give me your ass baby girl, it's national group owner beating day"

by Fortnite babby pass December 14, 2023

Selective Ass Beating

When someone is being jumped (using someone stronger than the each group member individually) the person would choose one person through hating them the most or just at chance and give selectively kick his ass.

"Jason was jumped by 4 people but gave Micheal a selective ass beating"

by Dewayne?NoItsNot! December 3, 2023

Congolese dry-beating

A masturbation act.

To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.

Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels

Skibidigyattsigma420: Wassup my fellow sigma rizzlers, wait, why isn't Joshua online, chat?

Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.

by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024

Wax Knuckle Bearing Juice

Wax Knuckle Bearing Juice refers to the act performed by two or more gay men. Hot wax is poured over one of the participants' hands and allowed to cool until the wax hardens to a consistency that will allow the wax to work as a lubricant during an anal fisting session. The idea behind this is that the residual heat from the wax will bear "anal juice" thus completing the Wax Knuckle Bearing Juice.

The act was first noted in a blog entry in May 2025 on blogger.com

Bruce suggested to Gene that they perform the wax knuckle bearing juice maneuver on Jason.

by AsianMassageParlorAddict June 17, 2025