Strumming yourself to ecstacy

a funny way of saying having a wank!!

why do you keep strumming yourself to ecstacy you pervert!!

by victor_meldrew June 07, 2010

go jam yourself

It means fuck yourself

bob: haha you suck
gary: Go jam yourself!!

by dj vera May 04, 2008

Go dual yourself.

Just another way to say "go fuck yourself". "Fuck" comes up as "Dual" on T9 text.

Steve told me is a text message to 'Eat shit', so I messaged him back saying 'Go dual yourself.'

by [e-mail] April 04, 2009

don't mug yourself

don't screw yourself over mug yourself

She has STD's dude don't mug yourself

by L'pool doggy February 27, 2005

have a meeting with yourself

slang for masturbating.

after a long day at work, nothing relieves tension like having a meeting with yourself.

if you are going to have a meeting with yourself, be prepared for it to be a long one.

by vanessa undressa December 28, 2007

Finger yourself day

Every year from now on I’m the 11th of October you have to finger your self this is because 11th if October is the day Rita estefan was born so everyone has to finger there selfs

Hey it’s finger yourself day let’s shove our finger up our ass

by Rita estefan April 11, 2018

go screw yourself

To insult a rude person

“Oh, go screw yourself Jimmy!”

by Spikethemad712 March 22, 2018