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A paradox in which you have sex with an crocodile that stole your baby while shaving a false sentence having a three way with one person to which the answer is no.
Fuck you no 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th base sucks
by Youpeoplearehorriblr May 30, 2018
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7th Base

When either he or she decides to rapidly finger the others belly button causing great sexual pleasure
Buster says he saw Philip perform 7th base on the young and innocent Izzy Windle
by MYnanISaWHP} June 19, 2018
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Whole foods plant based diet

Do you wanna cure your cancer, osteoporosis and be super healthy while you do so? Try the whole foods plant based diet, void of “decaying cooked bovine flesh” and “baby cow growth fluid”. You will live longer, healthier and more fullfilled lives. Try it today, Doctor recomended! *100% not vegan propaganda*
What the health and cowspiracy totally changed my mind about my awful meat eating ways. I got rid of my cancer due to my whole foods plant based diet.
by SaraSleigh February 12, 2018
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touch base

To make contact; to cover all the possibilities. Comes from baseball where the runners need to touch the base to make a run legal. Mostly used by asshat supervisors who do no real work, but constantly engage in meta-communication.
Boss: "I'm just calling you to make sure we touch base."
Worker: "Alright, what do we need to discuss?"
Boss: "Well the first thing we need to do is touch base."
Worker: "So the point of this call is to have a call?"
Boss: "Exactly. That's why touching base is so important."
Worker: *muttered* "Go to hell, you recursive asshat."
by Scroatsky April 6, 2008
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Based

Agreement to a statement, often one of political ideology.
Comparable to the statement "This is good, I agree"
"Hey mabye billionaires shouldnt be a thing we let happen"
"Based"
by EndyStar January 11, 2021
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999th base

Doing it through a hole in the roof of a moving caravan.
Guy: Duuuuuuuuude, do you wanna go to 999th base?

Girl: Have you got a caravan?
by Jen der Bende September 25, 2007
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baguette

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diamonds dats shaped lyke lil tic-tacs dat makes erryting bling
if u wuz mah gul shawtay ahd lite ur wrist up wit baguettes
by yo_mayn September 30, 2003
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